@MirrorTravel They also should have checked rules with USA travel.... Passports must be valid for at least 6 months beyond your intended stay. Should already had passports renewed before traveling!!! This is on them, no sympathy from me.
Alright, buckle up, because Canada’s about to shove a massive financial middle finger right up Donald Trump’s ass, and the dumb fuck hasn’t got a clue about the shitstorm he’s about to wade through. While he’s busy strutting around like some tariff-toting genius, Canada’s pulling a slick move—issuing U.S. dollar-denominated bonds—and it’s gonna fuck him sideways in ways his tiny brain can’t even fathom. Let’s break this down so even the average reader can see how this orange-haired dipshit’s about to get schooled.
First off, Canada’s stacking up U.S. dollars like a goddamn squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Why? Leverage, bitches. With a fat pile of greenbacks, they can stare down Trump’s trade tantrums and say, “Go ahead, slap your shitty 25% tariffs on us—see if we blink.” It’s like Canada’s building a financial Kevlar vest while Trump’s swinging a foam bat, thinking he’s gonna knock ‘em out. Good luck with that, you moron.
Then there’s the currency game. Trump thinks he can destabilize Canada’s economy with his big, bad economic threats, but by snagging U.S. dollars, Canada’s basically saying, “Nice try, asshole.” This move keeps their loonie from tanking harder than a drunk guy at a bar, making Trump’s tariffs about as effective as a wet fart in a hurricane. They’re prepping to ride out his bullshit without breaking a sweat.
And the balls on this move—holy shit. Issuing these bonds is Canada planting a flag in the ground, screaming, “We ain’t your bitch, Donnie.” It’s a neon sign flashing “Fuck you” across the border, showing they’re ready for a long, ugly trade war. Trump’s probably too busy tweeting about his “yuge” hands to notice, but this signal of resolve means Canada’s not folding like a cheap lawn chair. Nope, they’re digging in, and it’s gonna make his little trade crusade a hell of a lot tougher.
Now, here’s where it gets juicy for the U.S.—and by juicy, I mean a total clusterfuck. Picture this: you’re an American schmuck buying a car. Thanks to Trump’s genius tariffs, the parts from Canada now cost more, so your shiny new ride jacks up by a couple grand. That’s real money, not Monopoly bucks. Businesses get screwed too—supply chains turn into a shitshow, prices climb, and suddenly everyone’s pissed at the guy in the White House. Meanwhile, Canada’s sitting on a pile of U.S. dollars, propping up their own economy like it’s no big deal. Trump’s plan to choke them out? Fucking toast.
Let’s use a clear example to hammer this home: Imagine Trump’s a bully trying to shake down Canada for lunch money. He’s all, “Gimme your cash or I’ll punch you with tariffs!” Old Don thinks he’s got the upper hand, but Canada’s like, “Hold up, I just hit the ATM—now I’ve got my own stack of your dollars, motherfucker.” Suddenly, the bully’s fists don’t hit as hard, and Canada’s walking away eating a sandwich while Trump’s left kicking dirt, clueless about why his plan’s gone to shit.
In short, Canada’s bond play is a masterstroke that’s gonna make Trump’s trade war wet dream a nightmare. He’s too busy jerking off to his own reflection to see how this strengthens Canada’s hand, fucks with his leverage, and drags the U.S. into a longer, costlier fight. By the time this dumbass figures it out, he’ll be ass-deep in economic quicksand, and Canada’ll be sipping maple syrup, laughing their asses off. Checkmate, you tariff-tossing twat.
Saw this on Linked In…powerful….
We will never forget.
"Dear 77,301,997 Americans who voted for Trump,
Being Canadian has never been about shouting the loudest. We don’t pound our chests or demand attention. We are sometimes like the quiet kid on the playground, just wanting to get along with others. We hold doors, say sorry even when it’s not our fault, and shovel our neighbour’s driveway just because it’s the right thing to do. We believe in fairness, decency, and looking out for one another.
We are the world’s greatest neighbour… and yes, our spelling is the correct one. We show up. In the words of our Prime Minister on Saturday night, “from the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of the Korean Peninsula, from the fields of Flanders to the streets of Kandahar, we have fought and died alongside you during your darkest hours. During the summer of 2005, when Hurricane Katrina ravaged your great city of New Orleans, or mere weeks ago, when we sent water bombers to tackle the wildfires in California, and during the day the world stood still — Sept. 11, 2001 — when we provided refuge to stranded passengers and planes, we were always there, standing with you”.
And yet, here we are – watching your president, a man who built his legacy on bullying, turn his sights on us. He mocks us, belittles us, and treats us like some inconvenience rather than the ally who has stood by you through thick and thin.
It’s easy to mistake our politeness for passivity, or our kindness for weakness. But here’s the thing about the quiet kid on the playground: push that kid far enough, and that kid pushes back.
Canada has never needed to boast about its strength. We just prove it. On battlefields. In boardrooms. On the ice. So, if you think you can push us around and take us for granted – think again. You think we will become your “cherished 51st state” – think again. Underestimate us… that will be fun. Because the quiet kid? The quiet kid remembers. And when the quiet kid finally stands up, the whole playground takes notice.
Now we are pissed.
Sincerely,
Canada"
Just a reminder my Canadian friends. Many spring projects.
Home Depot is 100% American owned. The owner is Bernard Marcus is a huge Trump supporter.
Home hardware is 100% Canadian owned.
Pass the word repost.
Hillary Clinton told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.
Dummies.
@themancalledroy@llandy420@JustinTrudeau I think you are the one that's brain dead, you idiot!! Already announced by our prime minister in December. But trump and all his supporters are too stupid to know that.