Jens Beatty

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

@2studly4u @Pluto_Alliance Will they show up eventually?

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@2studly4u @Pluto_Alliance Same

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@realDonaldTrump No. It’s time for you and your dipshits to go. #GTFOH

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

#socialmedia = #digitalpollution

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@MaskedSingerFOX

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Another super fun way to get recognized by the fucking Terminator #FaceApp

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I fuckin’ hate soccer but ain’t nobody sayin’ cops and veterans aren’t heros. Let the the team celebrate for Christ’s sake. #WorldCup2019

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Sorry @netflix #birdbox does not make up for the lack of Mrs. Doubtfire... @hulu get your shit together

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Secret to my success: I get a nickel every time some fuck head says “Browns lookin’ good this year” #nfl #cleveland #ClevelandBrowns

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Anyone that knows me knows I watch all the shows... Post Radical on #viceland might be the best #tv show ever made. I highy recommend it to anyone that lives on planet earth. https://t.co/Ud8vtNo7dI

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Made this instrumental cover of Alive & Kicking by Simple Minds this weekend. #totally80s #newwave #synthesizer #synthpop #80s https://t.co/EnKfrSUuOu

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

Workin’ on a sweet new jam today on my studio porch... it’s #totally80s #newwave

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Working on some tracks that might turn into an album one day. Here is one of the instrumentals https://t.co/OHj8S83pgP #synth #newwave #synthpop #80s

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Just heard they had $13.50 #Budweiser tall boys at the #slayer show. I guess there is some contest for who can charge the most for a fuckin beer at a concert. Great way to suck the fun out of a great show. Fuck #Budweiser and #stonebrewing . #pbr and #millercoors rule

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

#pbr throws a much better show than #stonebrewing #CampPunkInDrublic . At least they let the headliners show up for #projectpabst... but fuck @nofxband too. They had to have known about the beer and sunscreen shakedown/monopoly they had planned. #greedybastardIPA #fallenheros

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@stonegreg tries to preach "don't sell out" so he can own 33.2% of your craft beer under the guise of "helping the little guy" as an "angel" investor... yet he charges $10 per 12oz pour at #CampPunkInDrublic. #stonebrewing is total slime. #scumbag #greedfest #greedybastardIPA

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20k in attendance. $10 per beer... that's $200,000 per round of beers with no other brand to sip at #CampPunkInDrublic. Fuck your beer monopoly #stonebrewing. @StoneGreg I wonder how much the bands were paid. Not sure why anyone would play for these fucks. @stonebrewing = piss

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

I can probably get at least 20 “YOUR craft beer tastes like shit and costs too much” jokes per $5 on #fiver (much better deal than $10/beer at #CampPunkInDrublic)... feel free to donate beer insults to the cause by using the following tags.. #stonebrewing @stonebrewing @StoneGreg

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@StoneGreg "Big Beer"??!! You kidding?? Maybe you should worry about your own dirty tricks... like the bullshit beer monopoly, price gouging and shakedown you pulled on the crowd at #camppunkindrublic #greedybastardIPA @NOFXband #stonebrewing #greedfest

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@SELAHHALES @StoneBrewing They were treated better than the crowd was that’s for sure

[Jens Beatty @JensBeatty]

Twitter tip: Use both #stonebrewing and @StoneBrewing when tweeting about how badly they treated you at #CampPunkInDrublic :) Let’s stop #greedfest 2 from happening. Someone better will host this wonderful crowd next time. We didn’t even pee on the seat in the porta potty dude.