Riley Jensen

[Riley Jensen @JensenRileyj5]

http://t.co/RTUtFzZKHL @livy_marie96

[Riley Jensen @JensenRileyj5]

http://t.co/DW26YhHLNg @tayahnh

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

I found a chicken nugget in my titty.. that shit was salty as fuck

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes good."

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

*Black kid to me* "Nice Dallas Cowboy's shirt faggot." *Me* "Ya its 100% cotton. Tell your great-grandpa I said thanks."

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

Young girls today: "Like OMG! Isn't it embarrassing when you are giving head and you lose a baby tooth?"

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues.

[Riley Ellis @riley_ellis15]

Anyone wanna bring me @TacoBell ?