JenLa

Live life and love to laugh!

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Reality, and then blame-shame you over that..

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Be the lid, not the spoon. God warns against pot stirrers.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Avoid them. Romans 16:17

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Today, you are an a$$hole!

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Disappointed, but not surprised.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

I need to work on filtering my facial expressions.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

@KaylaChowShow I know.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Mexican pizza sold out at Chino Hills Parkway #TacoBell 👎🏼 #MexicanPizza
Please work on better customer service and just say it’s sold out and not shout that you don’t have it! Thanks.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Stuck in Tampa for over 3 hours sitting on tarmac. Now we have to de-board. Thanks #SouthwestAirlines I just want to get to. California.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Killing with kindess shit doesn’t work honey! Try again.

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Whatever Felicia! You should pay more attention to your own man and family. #BasketCase
#IDontFuckAround

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Driving through Vegas strip and our 9 year points out a party bus and says to us “it has a fire pole in it!”

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Seriously. I hear a rooster!

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Yup!

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

Eight months in and we still think people are going to “make responsible choices” lol

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Me: You should cut down on the sugar in your mocha coffee. Have you ever had your sugar checked?
BFF: Nah, I am not diabetic, I think I am an alcoholic!!!

[JenLa @JensterLa]

AT&T cell service over here is the sh🖕🏼t! #ChinoHills

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Apparently I am champion of grumpy in the morning. 👏🏼

[JenLa @JensterLa]

Should there be mutual “expectations” in relationships?

[JenLa @JensterLa]

I haven’t had #Chipotle in a year because of their latest foodborne illness incidents. I ordered a bowl today and found these charred hard pieces in my bowl of who knows what. Never again, #Chipotle !

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I feel like being a lawyer would be super easy.

Other lawyer: "Objection!"

Me: "Withdrawn..."
*looks knowingly at jury*