jen sweeney

“Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile”

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

It still really hurts that I never got to tell my Grandma about babygirl. I’d give anything for that chance, for one more talk with her…

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

I’m learning that the older I get, the more things I thought were “common sense” are not that common for some…

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

And here I am again, starting my “I’m never good enough for anyone” spiral…

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

I became a mechanic’s wife knowing damn well my husband’s toolbox will NEVER be big enough and he will ALWAYS need another tool, no matter how much he says otherwise 🤣🤣

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

can it snow already so I don’t have to dig mud out of my dogs paws?!

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

PSA: if your family member is completely awake and coherent, talking on the phone just fine, I’m NOT going to give you a detailed report on how they are doing, especially over the phone and especially if you aren’t listed on their chart!

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Being sick as an adult is a whole new level of awful… laying there feeling like death, waiting for my mom to come take care of me…. Then remember I AM the mom 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Who better to go on a road trip with than a mechanic?! 🤣🤣

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We are leaving tonight for our very FIRST vacation as a couple AND a family, Brandon’s longest/furthest vacation, Brandon and Carters longest car ride, our vehicles longest drive…. Are we crazy? MAYBE. will we make lots of memories this next week? YES!!! 😁😁

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

I think the Browns found their new Phil Dawson!!!!!

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We are driving to Texas to see my BFF in 14 days and the anxiety is kicking in…. We are going on our first vacation, not only as a couple, but as a family with our 18 month old too… away from home for 8 days! Excited but freaking out too 😬😬😬😬

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Wearing stretch shorts and getting depantsed by my toddler seems to be our daily routine these days! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🙃

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Anyone want to hang out with Carter and me? Let’s not all jump at once now…. 🙃

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Ok Apple, make me fall in love with a purple iPhone 11, because, ya know, purple EVERYTHING! then don’t make a purple one in the 13…. That’s just cruel!!

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some people call it an “excuse”, but taking my child out/ to someone’s house that isn’t baby proofed right now is a whole new level of struggle. He’s going 100mph at this age and wants to touch EVERYTHING, it’s just easier to stay home #IYKYK

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As a teenager I always thought it was weird when a woman hyphenated their last name.. well I’ve been married for 9mths and everyone must think I hyphenated mine because I introduce myself as “ Jen Sweeney (💭shit 🤦🏻‍♀️) Hays” 😂

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

My child goes to bed around 7:30, you KNOW this, so why are you texting me at 7:50 and asking to come see him?! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[jen sweeney @JenSweeney9]

Finally introducing Carter to the Disney classics… we have watched The Lion King, 101 Dalmatians, and now The Jungle Book… he’s loving them and I’m loving reliving my childhood with him 😍

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So last night at bedtime, we could not find any of Carters binkies… this morning, Brandon goes to put his work boots on, and finds one in his boot 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

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Every time I tell someone my dogs name, they always want to add an S to the end… it’s Pebble, one singular Pebble, not multiple!!