Jep

[Jep @Jepsam]

Spat out half a chom chom balti in 40 seconds flat.

[No Context Fan TV @NoContext_FanTv]

SAEED GENERATIONAL HEADLOSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

https://t.co/eK3tishp0u

[Jep @Jepsam]

What a minging cunt

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

• Piers Morgan: I use your aftershave. People tell me, wow you smell like Cristiano Ronaldo.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: [*laughs*]

[Jep @Jepsam]

How about that holmbridge Tory touch line 🤣

[Netherton Football Club @Nethertonfc]

Great start for both teams last night getting points on the board. A lot of hard work from the lads behind the scenes has gone into this season to get the club back to a fit state. Great to see it’s showing on the pitch! UTT 💙

[England @England]

One more. Turn the page.

[Tyler @Tyler_]

There it is🥲 Titanic music 🥲! I won’t ever get over this moment #avfc

https://t.co/Hxn8IHdHtw

[England @England]

A moment you are going to see again and again and again.

Ollie Watkins, you absolute HERO! 🦸

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Ollie Watkins sends @England to the #EURO2024 final! 👏

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

This is our striker.

[Jep @Jepsam]

How nobody has taken one for the county yet and belted this wankers corpse all over the pavement yet is beyond me.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Just my luck to have this bus driver on my tail at 6am today. Absolutely mad and pointless overtake — scary too

[Jep @Jepsam]

Look at the fucking pork loin on that

[Netherton Football Club @Nethertonfc]

Result

Only one game for the club yesterday for the first team.

Netherton 4-2 @deighton_fc

@r_cartelo ⚽️
@burchael_ryan ⚽️
Alex Vickerman ⚽️
Oz 🧙‍♂️ ⚽️

UTT 💙⚽️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🟣🔵 Aston Villa have submitted an improved, significant new offer to Middlesbrough for Morgan Rogers.

Rogers remains Aston Villa's and Unai Emery's priority for January window.

Rogers sees this as a huge opportunity and wants #AVFC move.

[Netherton Football Club @Nethertonfc]

1st team result

Bigger than football today as @burchael_ryan made his return after a serious health scare. Safe to say it was worth the wait.

Netherton 6-3 @BritanniaSports

@burchael_ryan ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@Chapps100 ⚽️
Vicks⚽️
@JoelDenton9 ⚽️ 🚀

UTT ❤️❤️❤️

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

The only manager in the 149-year history of Aston Villa Football Club to win 1️⃣5️⃣ consecutive home league games.

Unai Emery. 🫡

[Jep @Jepsam]

@NicholasTimothy @livlan She’s called Olivia nick… need I say more 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Jep @Jepsam]

Mum has just got the all clear from cancer. Best Monday ever ❤️

[Jep @Jepsam]

UTV

[Jep @Jepsam]

Na fuck off if they are big enough to give wank opinions in front of a camera they are big enough to get called a fat little cunt for it.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The next time you get into a long-winded row with a faceless Twitter account, remember that they could be in Year 8.