Hell Trash

Too neurotic to live. Too anxious to die.

[Hell Trash @Jer_Jer_Binx]

I just tried to say “hell yeah” in a text, but my phone typed “hell trash” instead and I think it’s my new favorite thing?
Put that shit on my tombstone.
Here lies Jerri, absolute hell trash.

[Hell Trash @Jer_Jer_Binx]

@Salad_Czar Uh, this isn’t Now That’s What I Call Podcast

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@Salad_Czar Oh no not again

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@Salad_Czar Don’t forget about the equally deafening train whistle email alert

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@Salad_Czar

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@Salad_Czar Love that the little skeleton looks like one of those dancing skeleton filters on TikTok

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If I have to deal with the Old Navy website having a “jeans and a going out top” section in the year of our lord 2023, I’d at least like to negotiate for bringing back thumb holes in sweatshirt sleeves.

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@_willowraven This is literally why I stopped playing in high school. I got very into doing nail art and just never picked my guitar up again 😭

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@Salad_Czar But… it’s Tuesday?

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@ashie_ashie I’m shocked they escaped with their lives. That’s top tier moron behavior

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@ashie_ashie Absolutely not! Straight to jail!

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@Mo_Javi_Desert Look, everyone’s honoring Jimmy Buffett in their own way

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@FujoshiFrasier @stevonnienicks YES

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@stevonnienicks That’s a lot to process

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@tonightatomic Omg immediate life sentence

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@FujoshiFrasier That’s honestly comforting. I was convinced you had some kind of supernatural flattering ID photo power

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@FujoshiFrasier How did you manage to look so cool in an ID photo!??! I’ve literally never managed that.

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@stevonnienicks God you’ve really been dealing with dirtbags today

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@ashie_ashie Omg she looks beeeeeautiful!