I just saw a guy walk up to the ramen place by my house and looked visibly upset when it was closed, only to take one step left into doughnut party.
Go on king, that’s the adaptability we should all thrive for.
Mark Carney has been wrong about every major economic question of our time.
- He predicted COVID would cause deflation
- He supported carbon taxes
- His Net-Zero Alliance is now bankrupt and shut down
- He wrote we should keep 50% of our oil in the ground
- He opposed the Northern Gateway Pipeline
He is an expert at making exactly the wrong call every single time.
$SNAP is laying off ~16% of its workforce while guiding for ~$1.53B in Q1 revenue, ~$233M EBITDA and up to $130M in restructuring charges.
Tough scene for morale when layoffs hit right after the CEO Evan Spiegel is having the time of his life at Coachella.
I officially RECOGNIZE the NEW INDEPENDENT NATION of ALBERTA and its separation from the People’s Republic Of Canada and the socialist morons in Ottawa.
Video of Trump delivering civilian aid to Iran released..
I reality this is a war CRIME!
Shot by a resident in Tehran the video shows the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure and obvious mass DEATH!
Now Trump’s publicly preparing a massive ground invasion.
Welcome to a New World war….
Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.
I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.
Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.
What is happening to America?
I’m making jalepeno poppers for the Super Bowl today and spicy poops tomorrow.
6 jalepenos, bacon and cream cheese just cost me $25. This should be a war crime.
Poor uneducated people make up the majority of his maga cult. They are so dumb that they see this and somehow think he is their champion. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Trump: People that own their homes, we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes, so that somebody that didn't work very hard can buy a home…I want to drive housing prices up
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. It can’t be. Dumb maga people applauding him for taking away tariffs for coffee and beef and just forgetting he was the person who put tariffs on coffee and beef!
Way to go, 47.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order ELIMINATING tariffs on beef, coffee, and tropical fruits
This is an effort to bring down food prices in America, as voters voice concerns about affordability.
Keep focusing on affordability, 47.
Trump: "I look at Crockett -- this is a very low IQ person. And I look at somebody who comes from Somalia where they don't have anything. All they have is crime."
Stated a new tradition with my boys tonight.
No secular Halloween. No skeletons, witches or goblins. We’re just not into it.
We got around a fire pit, blasted music (any sons were freestyle rapping like Forrest Frank) and talked about life and the Bible. Starting next year, we’re gonna camp out in a tent that night too.
Here’s the crazy thing about parenting: you literally don’t have to follow what the world does. Your family is your own little world.
Team Elbow: If Canada is so bad, why don't you just leave? Nobody is forcing you to stay!
Alberta: Ok, Bye.
Team Elbow: How dare you! You can't just leave, idiot.
Q: That was an ad run by a provincial government in Canada
TRUMP: I don't care. Whether it's provincial or Canada itself, they all knew exactly what the ad was. The prime minster knew what the ad was. I don't want to meet with him. I'm not gonna be meeting with him for a while.