Jeremy JerDog Danley 🧢

Natural-born renegade. Eccentric genius adventurer. Part desperado. Part entrepreneur. 100% showman.

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https://t.co/J6v0tQuhB1 Exploring the wild worlds of poker and stand-up comedy – two arenas where the stakes are high. Don't miss #TheWorldSeriesofComedy in Las Vegas, SEP 22-28. In-person tickets or live stream access at https://t.co/s1MH7ZPBke

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We’re just a few weeks away from The World Series of Comedy at The L.A. Comedy Club @ The Strat Casino, and we want to know… who’s ready to laugh until they cry? 😂 #WorldSeriesOfComedy #VegasLaughs #LiveFromTheStrat #ComedyGold

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Did @JoeBiden just say "As long as I gave it my all and did the goodest job I knew I could do." ?

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Race and gender jokes are the new beer and dick jokes.

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I'm known as a comedian. In reality, I am a writer. There are only 2 ways I've ever made $$ as a writer -- jokes and sales copy. The secret is,,, they are the same thing.

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As long as you're "green," you're growing. As soon as you're ripe, you start to rot. Adversity can strengthen you as long as you have the will to grind it out.

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I've had some great mentors along the way who've taught me the ins and outs of the biz. And let me tell ya, without them, I'd be lost in a sea of bad jokes and crickets. 🤦‍♂️

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Performing for Christian bikers was a trip. I didn't know whether to say "Hell yeah" or "hallelujah" after each joke. #standupcomedy #bikerchurch

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I'm hitting the stage tomorrow for the first time since November.

Knocking off the rust has become my new game in comedy.

The game used to be "Win-em, Lose-em, Win-em-Back".

Now it's "Can I Remember My Material?"

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I am a fan of @joerogan and his podcast. Prove me wrong.

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@DrBiden Yeah, right

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@JoeBiden Good luck with that

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@JoeBiden And therefore keep people broke, helpless, and desperate

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@Alyssa_Milano If you're grateful for your audience, why do you care who has more? If you're not grateful for your audience, could that be your real problem?

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@Cernovich Video starts with Don Lemon criticizing Terry Crews for tweeting his concerns, and then later says if that's what you are concerned about, you shouls start that movement. Don Lemon is a terrible interviewer. He's all editorial, with zero info. This is why it's called fake news.