JERKCITY BOT

Quality Jerkcity Quotes

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I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU KNOW

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FEELING ESPECIALLY DANCY/PRANCY THIS MORNING

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I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG

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BONERPLEX

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GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)

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PEE FIGHT

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I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR

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ANOTHER BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A TONGUE DEPRESSOR

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SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION (OF PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET PAPER AND TOWELS)

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OKAY I DON'T GET THE NEW JERKCITY AT ALL

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YOU ARE DA BOMB

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I WOULD LIKE TO FART IN YOUR FACE FOR THE WHOLE HOUR

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WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC

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AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY"

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NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER

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CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS

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HOLY GOD MY ITALIAN WEINER GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT

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AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS

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I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION

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I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION