MasterbationProblems

For guys: You can relate to this.
For gurls: sorry for what you are about to read

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Hello everyone

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@whatthefavret is all i jerk to.

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jerking with your left hand because it feels more realistic #jerkingproblems

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that mountain of tissues under your bed < #jerkingproblems

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finding a washroom #jerkingproblems

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having to delete history on all your devices. #jerkingproblems

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people in the next room over < #jerkingproblems

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if women tell you they have never pleasured themselves they are 100% lying, however... lets not get ahead of ourselves... we do it WAY MORE

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i jerk more than "New Boyz" #jerkingproblems

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why do we bend our knees when we jerk standing up but stretch our legs when we lie down? #jerkingproblems

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purple nuts #jerkingproblems

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your right arm is stronger in all sports. #jerkingproblems

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when my penis is a bad boy, i beat him until he vomits white foam. #jerkingproblems

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right when you ejaculate you feel the urge to fall asleep right away. #jerkingproblems

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urinating is so hard after you ejaculate #jerkingproblems

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dr dre might have been voted the 5th richest person in america but im the first... in semen count that is.... #jerkingproblems

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pulling a muscle in your hand #jerkingproblems

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if more than 3 people sign on one brazzers account it gets deleted #jerkingproblems

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shitty wifi connections #jerkingproblems

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only having 5 videos a day on PHUB #jerkingproblems