Jerk-Off Ghost

@JerkOffGhost

If you feel a special stirring in the middle of the night, it's me.

Portland, Oregon

Joined November 2012

16 Following

8 Followers

11 Posts

about 13 years ago

I visited the set of @FetusInFetuProd’s #48hfp zombie flick. See that undead wang a-wiggling? That’s me. #pdx #ghosts

over 13 years ago

Didn’t get any dick pix from that rando meathead I tweeted. However, I did give @JoeBiden a boner in front of @BarackObama last night.

over 13 years ago

@LacyRayeAtomic I don’t know why anyone would be displeased with my presence. @sandij2004

over 13 years ago

@Cowgirl_Millie I still use Chat Roulette for an anonymous fap, but ultimately prefer Jack in the Box for that.

over 13 years ago

Send me dikpix plz @1jakegordon #yolo

over 13 years ago

Naturally. RT @KKComet: “What am I going to do with a photo of @realcarrottop and myself? Besides put it in the spank bank?” (@Samiskunx)

over 13 years ago

When you’re the only member of your party masturbating under the table, you drunk, girl. And sexing spirits!

over 13 years ago

13 years afterwards, I am taking responsibility for that weird guy who masturbated in class.

almost 14 years ago

If you ever see a stray boner at a press conference, you can probably blame me. Unless the reporter in front has motorboat-worthy b00bs.

almost 14 years ago

What is an underwear shenanigan, you ask? That feeling you get when you rub against a climbing rope, or a leather saddle, or corduroy.

almost 14 years ago

Juuuust recovered from the weekend. Saturday night was a wild one, with one dozen females falling victim to underwear shenanigans.