Jay

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[yuta 𓂸 @screamonyuta]

eu observo os dentes inferiores de todos que falam comigo e se vc tiver tártaro eu vou presumir muitas coisas sobre vc

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

[໊ @wynrosei]

you befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “i wanna talk to you about something” please god let it be about the economy

[paty #loveuleo @_midwicket]

skinny jeans were never ugly on women. the only reason they got hate is because men wore them and exposed their horrendous leg shapes.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

[Riċ @ricblurs]

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[Maira @maira4yo]

girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still move through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man’s childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥 @liminal_warmth]

This is weird but i mostly agree with this

Why can you reliably see intelligence in people's eyes

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

People started calling him gay and he started posting his girl to try to beat the allegations 😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I’ve never seen a monkey gag😂😂

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In Breaking Bad (2011), Gus Fring’s death is still one of the wildest reveals ever. He walks out, adjusts his tie, and then the camera swings around and your brain just short-circuits. Peak television.

[moe ャ @moeszn]

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf.