Jeager

Software Developer

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

Insufficient funds can't buy happiness

[STEADY✍🇳🇬 @ST_E_A_DY]

POV: Me doing NYSC with 0.6 CGPA

[Kgaolo @J_Twinn_]

@MrMenziN @ScaryEbony You'll be overworked and underpaid thinking you are a "valuable asset to our team"

[primed @primed25]

I don't have a dream job, my dream is to not work.

My desires are not buying a super yacht or expensive car

I don't want to work on a salary, I don't want to go to your meetings, I don't want to answer emails, I don't want to performatively post on LinkedIn, I don't want to circle back with you, I don't want to get coffee with you, I don't want to sit in traffic, I don't want to sit inside all day, I don't want to answer to a boss

I do not want my life summarized into a resume and I don't want to apply for your company

I'm a Neet and will live out my dream

[Michelle @michvista09]

Abi make I learn php ni
I'm dead broke and I've not seen substantial money in months!!! God please

[roobz 🌙 🌸 @tishray]

Every country has an energy. And that energy rewires you whether you notice it or not. People move to Japan and become minimal. People move to Mexico and their entire relationship with time softens. People move to New York and suddenly they can't sit still. Your personality is far more malleable than you think. We treat it like something fixed, but new surroundings give you new defaults. New pace. New habits. New values absorbed through proximity instead of effort. You're not just the average of the 5 people closest to you. You're the average of the 5 places, the 5 routines, and the 5 inputs you're exposed to most. Your commute shapes you. The weather shapes you. Every space you occupy is voting on who you become. That's why I believe choosing where you live is one of the most important decisions you'll ever make. More important than your job title. Maybe more important than your five-year plan. Because the place shapes the plan. The place shapes your energy, your habits, your relationships, your default state. Get the place right and half of the other decisions start making themselves. Get it wrong and you'll fight yourself every day.

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

I was eavesdropping on some people discussing Python which piqued my interest only to find out they were talking about the snake and not the language.

[DsL_a ʚїɞ ® @_DeejustDee]

Mtn WiFi
Airtel router
Fibre optic connection

In the end you lost your remote job to bad network connection and electricity problems. If you tell people they’ll think it’s spiritual

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

So I built this thing with Spotify api where you can compare music tastes with your friends and see music compatibility scores and insights. I compare top artists, top tracks, listening rhythm and genre diversity of both users.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

What people do online because of monetization makes me wonder what they would do for money outside of social media.

Scary stuff.

[Samson Goddy @Samson_Goddy]

Imagine locking in for 3 months, head down, grinding...

Only to resurface and realize Al just automated the thing you mastered.

You didn't come back dangerous. You came back deprecated.

In this era, if you disappear, you don't return ahead.....

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

@FunmiiRs I just downloaded it cause I liked seeing that GH icon on my desktop home screen

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

If a doctor or hospital’s carelessness led to a patient’s death, people would call for them to be burned at the stake. But as a pastor, you can spew total nonsense, put lives at risk and contribute to the death or disability of multiple people, knowing your followers will simply attribute their demise to “divine will.” They are the product, the customers, the investors and the losers all at once.

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

@silentanonymus Less than 2k naira btw🥀

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

The problem was the gadget. My last laptop was dogshit.

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

@MenisTwister @user007321 Yeah, I get your point

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

@notcee_fan Family Ties- baby keem and Kendrick

[Jeager @Jerry_Jaeger_]

@MenisTwister @user007321 You have a kid? Probably why

[Esther Essien @EstherEssien_]

NYSC will give you khaki, boots, and 77k, but drain you and take your peace of mind; in fact, they will take more than they give.

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

No be life we dey live for this +234. See as we dey pray for light wey na basic for other places.

[Tech-Caveman🧔🏿 🌹🖤 @Allen_Azukaeme]

So..
I'm showing up with a snippet of a video i worked on for the business/start up i'm currently working on and in due time will give y'all a proper update abou what i'm building.

#Startups
#business
#videoedit