Tye Dye Puppet

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[Tye Dye Puppet @Jerryisanass]

@fezbez2001 @BarstoolBigCat Props to you as a man. Feels like a lot of pack fans are certainly taking a hard time taking it. Always was a two way street. You guys just owned the street for 20 years

[Him @himgajria]

“It’s just getting started”

If you hear that in a bull market, it’s the top — If you hear that in a bear market, it’s the bottom.

[Tye Dye Puppet @Jerryisanass]

@KookCapitalLLC Just an egg coded

[juanse @The0xJuan]

The idea has always been to find undervalued assets with the potential for significant appreciation.

And the game was always patience. Being early didn’t mean being 15 minutes early, it meant being weeks, even months early, and having the patience to see the trade unfold.

They robbed you of patience and manipulated the slot machines to make you ‘never stop clicking.’ You were never supposed to hit the jackpot, you were always meant to fund their jackpot. But you never stopped clicking, never even got up from your seat, just waiting for your time.

Go back to the beginnings. Regain your patience. Find those undervalued assets.

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

Don't make the same mistake

[Tom Dante @Trader_Dante]

Finding and taking great trades is not the hard part.

The hard part is trying not to do anything fucking stupid in between them.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

You won’t like this, but Libra was exactly what we needed: a flawless execution of maximum extraction.

This game doesn’t end until every rotation rug is faster, more damaging and more efficient. Every buyer bled dry. No survivors, no relief rallies. Just pure, surgical devastation.

So many of you have said I sounded sad these days. Or mean. Or both. It’s because I’ve seen this shit before so many times goddamn it, I know exactly how it all ends. And you’re hurting the entire industry with this behaviour and set us back ages. This is billions and billions straight into pockets that will never roll any of it back into the ecosystem. This is all money that could have been going to projects that are at least trying. To artists. Or even just to your favourite crypto grifter for fuck’s sake, that will at least lose it all on hyperliquid or on some obscure defi app, or splurge on some expensive pfp to flex on the timeline. I swear even that is better than this shit.

This also regulatory attention that we REALLY don’t fucking need, not now after all the legitimizing that cost people blood sweat and tears.

This is a fuckton of bad press. It’s your uncle being able to point his fat stupid finger at you and waving his head in disapproval. It’s the vest bros saying I told you so.

So yeah, fuck you.

You’re part of the problem by participating in these games. And fuck all you complacent fucks not calling them out for what they are as well.

If we get another major launch, I hope it’s even uglier.

No profits.
No cope narratives.
Just a marketwide funeral procession.

That’s the only way this bullshit dies for good.

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Alt season but alts go down to near zero first
And then bounce infinite % up to 50% lower than your entry

[The Crypto Dog 📈 @TheCryptoDog]

Possibility to consider:

The Trump family are not actually very good at trading crypto

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

I didn’t choose this life in the trenches… this life in the trenches chose me.

[Cred @CryptoCred]

If you missed the wick, don't force trades.

The better options are:

1. Wick refill - rebidding supports as the market drifts back towards the bottom ~1/3 of the wick.

2. Reclaim - buying strength away from the wick, reducing the likelihood that it drifts back to the low and allowing you to define your risk using the reclaimed level (closer to you), not the wick itself (invalidation 1000 miles away).

In simple terms: you want to be doing business close to the wick, or far away from it at a different level.

Don't diddle in the middle.

[JS @ShockedJS]

Don’t fall for the “stop trading and believe in something” psyops

If you’re not already high 7-8 figures you should be doing the absolute opposite IMO, believing in nothing

Play the flavors of the day and aggressively take profits. Your capital is much better built doing this

[Keyboard Monkey -KBM- @KeyboardMonkey3]

Infinite chop imo… plan accordingly

[Tye Dye Puppet @Jerryisanass]

@KookCapitalLLC Sell in may and walk away

[Tye Dye Puppet @Jerryisanass]

@boogreal @2KEVlN No

[Bitcoin Jesus @metaversehodl]

Remember. It's Barron's Official coin if we all believe it is.

[cygaar @0xCygaar]

Ok yeah the new Trump memecoin website is deployed almost identically to his previous NFT website.

Same cloudflare setup, same deployment with Heroku, same SSL certificate issuer.

Very similar HTML structure as before.

[Honey @honey_xbt]

i think we have a 2 month window to play altcoins here

historically speaking, feb - april has been the best time to trade altcoins

CEX coins, onchain coins and any altcoin with a decent narrative should get a bid and pump alongside majors (we need ETH to lead for this)

time to buy your favorite altcoins is when nobody is talking about them and sell when you see moonboys talking about alt szn with 🚀 emojis

my advice for you would be to lockin for the next couple of months and most importantly:

good luck, have fun and don't get liquidated

[Tye Dye Puppet @Jerryisanass]

@dxrnell Is she fat?