Jerry

Listen to my playlists on Spotify.

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How can I search the entire world wide web but not my email inbox?

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Doug Ford can shove it

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Long time no see

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I fucking hate statistical analysis.

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If I went to Zootopia, I’d be the most dangerous animal there.

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“I want brothels back, and Thai ladyboys everywhere.”
- Mitchell

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Much like the titrant, every drop of patience within me goes away the instant I start using a burette.

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Fillipino puzzle

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The only DEI I support is Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

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I don’t wanna live anymore, I just wanna be a vesicle bouncing around the cytoplasm.

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That feeling when you realize Ellen DeGeneres has lesbian sex. 😕

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I’m excited to announce my nomination as an independent candidate in the upcoming by-election in the riding of Battle River—Crowfoot in Alberta on August 18th. Go elect Jeremy as your next MP for Battle River—Crowfoot!

Read more about my platform here:
https://t.co/Jbv4uAeUbO

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Wasn’t gonna drink tn, but damn I miss Alex Trebek

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“Fuck, I love… Outside…”
- Anna

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You have the balls to come into my home, then criticize my cooking? You’re a Thundercunt,

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My firstborn WILL be named Toyotathon, and there’s nothing you can do about it

[TTC Service Alerts @TTCnotices]

Line 2 Bloor-Danforth: Delays between Broadview and Kennedy stations while we clean an unsanitary train.

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The algorithm thinks you’re a gay christian, how the fuck did you manage to do that?

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All turtle lives matter, and that includes snapping turtles. #savetheturtles

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Congrats Pope Leo XIV