Akhlak Mohd

BANKER
IIM SIRMAUR
#Fan of comedy : 'of the people for the people by the people'
#Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸
PS: Views are personal

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

List of Powerful teams unexpectedly beaten by Afghanistan over the years:
1. Australia
2. Pakistan
3. USA
4. Soviet Union 😂😂
#AFGvsBAN
#Afghanistan
#T20Worldcup

[Abhinay Maths @abhinaymaths]

#SSC_CGL_2023_REVISED_RESULT
Why 8.4 times this times..?
Why not 10 to 15 times..?
Why there is no set of rules by SSC..??

[Abhinay Maths @abhinaymaths]

#SSC_CGL_2023_REVISED_RESULT

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@PIBFactCheck @PMOIndia @MIB_India @DDNewslive @mygovindia @CBC_MIB @airnewsalerts @SaketGokhale I thought only RW spread lies...

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@flipkartsupport Please look carefully in your inbox. I did this text recently in another matter. Same issue.

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@flipkartsupport Guess what?
I did text you privately but you haven't responded in 2 days

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@flyingbeast320 Dear Gaurav Taneja...
Where did she mention Ramzan are better? The one who poked the nose in other religion is you. Get a life. Live and let live. Stop comparing two religions for every single irrelevant tweet. #RespectEveryReligion

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

मुश्किल है अब इस मुल्क में,
अमन की वापसी
बादशाह खुद यहां
मुर्गे लड़ाता है
~ विजय ढिल्लों

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

United we stand.

My India.

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@Flipkart I had put return request for order Id :OD121871803811366000 two months back. You have refunded me but item has been not picked yet. I tried so many times.
Can I start using it?

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

@Flipkart look at the service of your competitor. Please don't learn from @amazon

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

"Tum bilkul b bihari nhi lgte"
Is it a compliment for a Bihar guy?
#bihar100

[Hind Hassan @HindHassanNews]

I started filming just after a stun grenade was used against journalists and medics and captured an Israeli soldier about to throw another one into the crowd. #alaqsa

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

South Indian movies structure :
Story start - past story related to main character - story end

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

#DishaRavi

[Srivatsa @srivatsayb]

30 days since Arnab was caught with military secrets, celebrating jawan deaths during Pulwama & buying Judges.

No case. No Arrest of Arnab.

But a 21-yr old Climate activist Disha Ravi is arrested by Shah's Delhi Police because she shared a 'Toolkit'

New India = Banana Republic

[Tweet Of The Day @MemesOfTheDay4]

If Cats were allowed to compete for 'Miss Universe' title, human race would never be the champ.
#CatsOfTwitter
#catsofinstagram

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

You caught it buddy 😂😂

[Ziyan Mufti @ZiyanMufti]

Haha, an attempt was made to cancel out @rihanna with Bear Grylls. Lol! #FarmersProtest

[Akhlak Mohd @JerryKhan19]

Why there is no trend of terrorist_Irfan_Pathan

[Irfan Pathan @IrfanPathan]

When George Floyd was brutally murdered in the USA by a policeman,our country rightly expressed our grief. #justsaying

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

BJP troll army has launched a hate campaign against me.
First they released my personal number, leading to hundreds of abusive, threatening phone calls.
Now they've called for crowds to gather outside my home this evening.
I am informing @DelhiPolice
Not going to be intimidated.