Gerardo Solis

Vini, Vidi, Vici #NinerEmpire ♋ 🇲🇽🥑

[Stick to the Model @StickToTheModel]

When you get bro to join the job you hate

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

It’s officially Cowboys Week

Fuck Dallas!

[𝗧𝗠 @TMfutbal]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lionel Messi makes the FIFPRO World XI for goals scored against Algeria and Cape Verde.

Meanwhile, Harry Kane (70+ goals + Ballon d’Or) and Michael Olise (all time season assist record) have been left out. 🤯💔

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

1-7 record but still setting my lineup

[‏۟ @Juicestert]

Burrow gets to throw to Megatron lite and Moss lite and I have to watch Purdy throw to Jordan Twatkins later and then see cats on here say it’s no excuses with Shanahan

[Not Bijan @InBijanWeTrust]

Jamarr Chase already has 104 yards and the wings haven’t even been delivered to my crib yet

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

Imagine abandoning the bay twice and still trying to claim a local rivalry

[Farhan @LitFarhan]

Officially retired as a Portugal fan

[Olúkòsì 🐐 @Olukosi_RM]

Earth is 4.5 billion years and I came during Ronaldo’s era
Forever grateful

[Santi @SantiAnayaV8]

*Se retira Cristiano Ronaldo*

Los portugueses: “Gracias por todo, leyenda 🥹🐐❤️”

Un cabrón en Tonalá:

[aswin @Tamilar88137823]

"If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it."

[wex @lexiebu]

most of us are closer to being homeless than being billionaires. very disappointed

[Peseteiro @jpeseteiroDT]

Abro Twitter a las 7 de la mañana y lo primero que veo es que se retiró Cristiano…

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today

[Seth Bannon @sethbannon]

The Democrats' biggest stars this cycle:

A Muslim from Michigan
A Jew from Georgia
A Christian from Texas

Love this country! 🇺🇸

[UNKNOWN🤞🏿 @BossHoggSmoove]

All of texas rn. A blue state

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

Hinojosa and Talarico tonight:

[arleen @annoyingastros]

Texas getting Talafreaky

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Here's a useful way to think about what is going on in TX: The 8th largest economy in the world is experiencing regime change

[Sergio Muñoz Esquer @ElSergioMunoz]

yo todo el año: la tonta texas

yo hoy: