Jerry Markarian

Writer for @BearsNationCHI and @BearsOnSI | Cole Kmet Defender | Ben Johnson Truther | 🐻🔽 | Formerly ABC57📝

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@PackersRunNFC Your favorite team plays football in Green Bay, Wisconsin? Your skyline features three Culvers and 12 dimly lit bars.

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@Section344Lions Laughably pathetic.. kind of like a fanbase collectively crying about a coach getting a promotion.

I can’t think of a fanbase stooping that low, though. Ring any bells for you, perhaps?

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@realdealfella @FatherMoisher @RyanPolesTruthr @OnyxOdds Challenge: mastered.

I called him slightly-above-mid. Calling him mid would’ve been disingenuous.

I wonder how many millions he’s going to average per game-played over the life of the contract. Probably a healthy amount of millions if I had to guess.

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@FatherMoisher @RyanPolesTruthr @OnyxOdds I’m not surprised to see a lot of Packers fans on the TL hyping up a slightly-above-mid one who got criminally overpaid today.

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@SleeperPackers Awfully big talk from someone whose season got ended to the Bears four months ago 😂😂😂

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@ikenyonFB @PatSorge While I agree that their deal for Parsons was a great value in comparison (Garrett is a better player, but is also a lot older), pick 20 isn’t that “late”.

You also don’t know that next year’s first will be late. If the Jacobs situation lingers, GB could be in big trouble in ‘26

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@FBallAnalysisYT I have a savings account with a 3.1% APY. I used a calculator on the app and a 200k deposit pays out $6,289 in a year.

His gamble will pay out roughly 1/4 of that in 8 months. Awful price gouging by the Sportsbook, but if financial illiterates like that guy will take the bait…

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@caldwellcorner_ Not just Stafford (the literal MVP)… 7 of the players listed are very good QBs.

One of the others (Rodgers) is a HOF lock. Brissett and Ward are the only two players on the list who haven’t ascended to franchise QB status.

Probably not the best list to use for your narrative..

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@DocRMuse @KleaverSports How were you feeling on January 11, 2026? Did it hurt to have your season cut short by Caleb?

I’d be upset, too. I’d hold a grudge. No worries.

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@DocRMuse @KleaverSports 3-2 record despite enduring a tumultuous rookie year. Handed you two of the most devastating losses in your franchise’s recent memory last year.

Came back from a 21-3 deficit to come out on top in the biggest game of his life. Packer fans cope SO much with CW18, it’s really wild

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@DocRMuse @KleaverSports Packer fan so respectfully your opinion on the guy who owns you is irrelevant.

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@wicks_szn 21-3

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@ESPNMilwaukee @espnkylew Impressive bookmark to like ratio. Probably not that impressive knowing your stations history of putting your foot in your mouth, though.

@BenBrust and @espnkylew… absolute fools.

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@JustinTweeets69 @1NCRDB1 @JustinShouldntTweeets69

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@BenVolin In the most hilarious way possible

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@kalisveto You are right lol

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How in the world did Jeff Probst just spoil the fire-making challenge on a not-even-live season finale reunion?

How did that make it through editing?

#Survivor50

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@kalisveto Is it live? I thought I saw that it was filmed this morning?

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@Zack_Pearson Anything other than Tiff winning would be a massive disappointment IMO. She’ll need to win immunity, because she doesn’t stand a chance in the first vote otherwise.

Also, I’d put my money on Jonathan winning it all. Won’t feel great (at all), but he did make a lot of big moves.