Jerry Octopus

I have the worst sport takes imaginable.

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@Isaacvolt Like is that not the reason we draft Booker last year to run the ball a million times. Like why does this coaching staff make things so difficult man.

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@Isaacvolt Literally don’t see a single negative to Barham being our green dot

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@christofurchase @NC_Patri0t Jokes on you kid I have another account so since you don’t want to have an actual discussion like adults do 🖕Go Fuck Yourself🖕 how about learn that other people have different opinions to you instead of living in an echo chamber you fucking cry baby “Block and I owned you” 😂😂

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@NC_Patri0t Bad defense you say? where have I seen that before?

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@USA_Polling

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LOL

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@D4DDYD4K I think anybody can cook Bland at this rate

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@Isaacvolt Yeah no one in our division is getting a winning record this season

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How in the fuck did the Eagles not get the most embarrassing “loss” this day

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@Isaacvolt You love to see it

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuck the Eagles

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@uslibposting Well I already used both of my accounts so I don’t know what else I can do.

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@FBCowboysQueen And remember this is without Tyler Smith on the offensive line.

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@SWAGONPOlNT I can’t believe I have to thank the Steelers not once, not twice, but three separate times but if Porter can play then good enough

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Ok so the Dallas Cowboys secondary when fully healthy will be

Bland
Porter
Revel
Durant
Carson/Moore
Downs
Hooker
Thompson
Locke
Bell

I mean certainly is an upgrade over last season that is for sure

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@HottboyKiest Actually the Cowboys defense held Mariota to 10 points while the Seahawks gave up 27 points to Mariota so Parker could be the real deal

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@HottboyKiest Somehow the Eagles are always the underdogs

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@FBCowboysQueen Braxton Berrios apparently, yeah this doesn’t change much.

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@FBCowboysQueen Simple
(1) my Dad is a fan so I was basically born as a Cowboys fan.
(2) I ain’t no quitter plus I’m too invested in this team to look away.