Jerry Stiller

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Arthur Spooner is like Frank Costanza, except he's customer of the month at the coffee shop

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Ever see those girls in those miniskirts? WOWIE! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!

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@jfeedland Ahaha, you mean my lawyer? God bless ya.

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@The_Real_Shaq I heard you're a Seinfeld fan

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@RyanSeacrest BACK IN MY DAY YOU NEEDED TALENT TO BE ON THE RADIO! YOU'RE THE WORST DJ EVER!

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@gomer43 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT REAL?!

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Hello friends, this is me, the real Jerry Stiller

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Hello, fans of me. I'm here to announce a new contest where I'll pick the biggest Jerry Stiller fan, to have lunch with me one afternoon.

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this damn payaya is no good! The chef didn't put much spice in it! I LIKE MY PAYAYA SPICY!

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sorry, almost 40

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@TheRealSnick I masturbated 40 times in one 24 hour period!

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@TheRealSnick Congratulations on being the first follower of me, TV legend, Jerry Stiller

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setting up this twitter nonsense. You know back in my day, we wanted to talk to our friends, we yelled out the window!