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I am me

[e-slug @JerryWalmart]

I love balls 🤩😍🤤

[Jone @windbreakergod]

It’s okay to eat 3500 cals a day and to have a small dick and dress like shit

[No @forDemocratia]

They’re trying to make us sick.
They blocked the Food Traceability Rule.

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

Presidential immunity is a bunch of bullshit. If you raped a 13 year old child, you should immediately be thrown in jail.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

🇺🇸 Trump’s final appeal in his rape case is DENIED.

He becomes the first President in U.S. History who’s been found legally responsible for sexual assault in a federal civil court.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not “foreign producers” that are the problem. It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.

[koupé tèt boulé kay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇹 @leebbees]

they can hunt you down with ring and flock cameras and find you across state lines if you write free Palestine on a street lamp post, but they can't find who's been hanging Black people from trees in the South

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Not a flock camera in sight when a black man is getting lynched

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Because. Pedophiles. Are. In. Power

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"You think Al uses a lot of water? Wait until you hear about agriculture"

...the thing that feeds us??? Y'all are so unserious

[Sam @halaljew]

They’re hooting and hollering for higher gas prices! They’re actually cheering! Lower than cattle, truly

[goma @soigomaa]

Luigi Mangione was right

[baz. @BazBombadil]

Luigi Mangione could kill Brian Thompson over and over every day for 100 years and he would still have less blood on his hands than Brian Thompson

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

It’s almost like hiring unqualified people is a bad idea

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

Y’all get what this is, right? Just by touching you with these gloves, cops can literally force your body to involuntarily spasm in a way that looks enough like “resisting arrest” on a bodycam video to justify beating your brains out & shooting you dead consequence-free

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

A US minimum wage worker has to work almost 8 hours just to fill their tank, while an Australian minimum wage worker has to work 3 hours

And those dipshits are applauding lmao

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The doctor who claimed that vaccines cause autism lost his medical license for faking for the study. But his lies and the damage he did to public health persist long after his paper was pulled. This is why science communication is so difficult; all it takes is one grifter.

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

they won't bring them back because now we have to buy 15 different devices to do all these things and they'll each only last about a year before they break and we gotta buy another one. Capitalism doesn't breed innovation, it just makes things less useful AND more expensive

[e-slug @JerryWalmart]

@naMnaSYt chills

[ArmenianAbs III @ArmenianAbs3]

Imagine if the cops in Miami had any balls, they could arrest thousands of pedophiles and rapists today.

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

They're handing out electrified gloves to pigs and you want me to walk back "defund the police"?