Stove Speaks

If I saw Taylor Swift right now, I'd give her a swift kick to the vagina.

[southern discomfort @allielectric]

@Jersday_ he looks like he smells bad.

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I'll play you in a friendly game.

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**points at large cd case** that what Brian has instead of an iPod!

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Everyone in this room is getting pussy but Brian.

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Go look at that tree across the street, it looks like a short, nubby, uncircumsized dick.

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Hey is this that girl's number? Because I want to ask her if she wants to go to a titty bar.

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Actually I do know a guy with an elbow on his dick. It's because he switches hands...

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**sees two girls hugging** are they lesbians?

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**rolls window down** you don't realize how much these keep sound out...

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I'm persistent.

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Just boil the rest of it up, and let's drink it....

[southern discomfort @allielectric]

Robin Hood's here y'all. http://t.co/T5EIxL3OD3

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I got 3 arrows and 3 cock suckers that need shootin'.

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I'd have a big old Dick if I went through puberty again.

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This lesbian I work with went down to Orlando to see some girl, I asked her if they scissored, she said yeah they scissored.

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I found a nice little piece of pottery... Fuckin deer and shit on the side if it.

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I figured I was going to come down with a flesh eating bacteria... But

[southern discomfort @allielectric]

Stove speaks about titty bars. @Jersday_

[southern discomfort @allielectric]

"His wife is not as hot as mine would be if I were him." Stove speaks: Luke Bryan