morgie made me do it

50% UX Design - 50% Video Games

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

mail

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

When I was 5 the chef at Benihana kept tossing shrimp in my mouth and I threw up on the table it cooked my throw up

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Laid up in his bed rubbing my feet together like a cricket

[morgie made me do it @JerseyVoice]

@MCRofficial we want “I don’t love you” tonight 💔

[Liam Cullagh @LiamCullagh]

Boston PD

[Juan @_ayojuan]

sometimes I call the number on the dog missing posters and just bark 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cindy ✯ @RUNYOMONEY]

😭😭

[morgie made me do it @JerseyVoice]

Any concert I try to see @sza is cursed. No joke, this is my 4th time trying to see her across a span of 5 years #daynvegas2022

[🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Ashley Renee❤️🤍💙 @AshIeyreneep44]

@umm_gian @von_carlson I just woke my fiancé up to have him read this 😂😂

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

If you want a fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience I highly recommend dinner at The Cheesecake Factory

from a design perspective that place is fuckin wild and I'll talk a little bit about why

[erin @erincsulli]

scooby doo at the airport

[LITTLE JOHNNY @JayHitUp]

Na that boy tried us yo. Damn her tho, look at me

[Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard]

Slicing my strawberry shortcake ice cream bar like it's wagyu beef

[morgie made me do it @JerseyVoice]

@EpicGames I don't tweet at ton but I had to shout you out for some great UX/UI improvements on my library. It feels good being able to see my games instead of having them grayed out all the time. Big W 🙌🎮

[morgie made me do it @JerseyVoice]

@TGIFridays bring back cup of dirt!!!!

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

I want this twink obliterated

[wilson @MediumWilly]

i need a comically long or tall scooby doo style sandwich so bad it hurts

[kay ☻ @kaydood]

Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food

[Holy Cavitation @pyriteisgold]

probably in my top 5 favorite pics of all time