Jessica Stramer

Space Invader

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

I just caught myself talking to a plant that I almost killed, but brought back to life, about it’s childhood trauma.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

How do we emancipate from the US? California, Oregon, Washington, let’s become our own country please.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@realDonaldTrump Can you still please do something about student loans? Cool thanks. 🙏🏼

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@Travis_in_Flint Can we think about how we have allowed such poor paying jobs that the employees have to rely on the integrity of strangers to get paid?? This is corporate greed’s fault.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@GavinNewsom remember when we voted to stay on daylight saving time because getting out of work when it’s dark outside is depressing? It would be really cool if we could do that now.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@TheAmandaGorman INCREDIBLE. Thank you so, so much.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

I love when something I order is scheduled for delivery on a certain day. Then, that day it says “out for delivery.” Then by the end of that day it still says “out for delivery.” Then when I track the next morning it says “just kidding you stupid fuck, it’s coming next Thursday.”

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

Knew it ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month 🌈 ⁣
(🎨: by @ramzymasri)

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

First, the president started the fire. He keeps adding fuel.

Now, he wants credit for attempting to put it out.

Meanwhile the house is burning.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@donlemon thank you for being such an absolutely incredible news anchor. ❤️

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

😂 Very well said

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

While it may be true that not all cops are evil... it IS true that all cops have been NEGLIGENT. To you few ‘good guys’ out there, it is NOT enough to just hug a protester. You have the power to stand up and make this change from the inside. @LAPDHQ @MinneapolisPD @DCPoliceDept

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

Gross.

[CNN @CNN]

Police in Huntington Beach, California, asked hundreds of demonstrators protesting George Floyd's death to leave.

A month ago in the same city, a protest against an order to close all beaches to prevent the spread of Covid-19 was left mostly alone. https://t.co/PLsM9oQpIr

[Hell on Wheels🔥♿🔥 @rollwthepunches]

Before anyone can say a FUCKING WORD

If COVID cases spike - and they will - I don't wanna hear one fkg person blame the protesters, and CERTAINLY not black folks.

Wanna blame someone? Blame Derek Chauvin and his 3 racist buds. Blame Greg and Travis McMichael. Blame Amy Cooper.

[Jerrica @jerricasays_]

They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four.

Let that sink in.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

I’m out. 👋🏼

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I’m 100% with you Donald! Antifa has been horrible for so long. Here’s some anti-fascists ruining a perfectly good beach day in France! Wish you could have been there to stop them!

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

😂❤️

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Grandma totally gets it.

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

This is so so so unbelievably IMPORTANT. ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/VuvwSuC9KH

[Jessica Stramer @JesicaRabit]

@SenWarren Biden-Warren? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼