Vanilla_Beyoncé👑

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@NicoleTarangel0 I knew you’d be the one with the knowledge. Thanks bby😘

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

Many blessings to the girl who took one for the team and got Coronavirus so our school could close

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

Currently listening to a Spotify playlist entitled “wallowing in self pity” so yeah that’s how my day is going

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@erinboha Figured as much but the nasal terrorists need to be exposed one way or another

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

If I made an acct for the sole purpose of rating different LIRR smells, you think I’d get followers?

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

Do I have a a tattoo on my forehead that reads “please ghost me?” that I’m not aware of like ?!?!?

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@stephhmulvey everybody

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

I just remembered I have pizza rolls at home, this feeling I’m experiencing is what I imagine being in love must feel like

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@MalTechJones I am one of these things and I would NEVER

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

I actually become enraged when people play phone games on full volume

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

I was thinking wow my life seems pretty shitty right now but then I remembered I don’t do meth so at least I have that going for me

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

The Meme/pop culture costumes this year are top notch

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

I know I haven’t tweeted in mad long but I thought it worthy to announce that some man in Penn told me I look like a “Vanilla Beyoncé”...dead😂

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

Some of y’all simply don’t know how to act when it comes to the quiet car. Speaker phone lady I’m looking at you👀🖕🏼

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@stephhmulvey You’re hella lame

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

@stephhmulvey Fuck that

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

A thrilling saga brought to u by @stephhmulvey snapchat. "The Life Of Crippled Jess" comin soon to a theater near u

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

It’s times like these when I’m waiting for an hour now just to be seen by my gyno that I wish I was a guy

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

So the new neighbors moving in across the street decide now is a good time to move in all their belongings. It’s 1:46am.

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

And yet none of them have realized I am a blonde haired blue eyed catch 😥 https://t.co/vbWKxcLmdy

[James Trickington @MalTechJones]

Idk if anyone else has noticed but like 85% of hockey players have a girlfriend/wife with blonde hair blue eyes.

[Vanilla_Beyoncé👑 @Jess_Henigman]

Zucc for captain! #makeithappen