jess✌

Just trying to make it in this world

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

understanding your partner’s childhood traumas & triggers is a love language.

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There’s milk and pepper spray all over the floor

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Cats are so fucking disrespectful

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Eating filet mignon in my boyfriends Ralph Lauren boxers, Happy Valentine’s Day❤️

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@Kiayra_Clark @_kirbinator Y’all funny

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What did I do in my past lives to deserve this shit

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Franticly running out the door, late for work
“Omg a slug!!��

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Happy fucking Thursday to whoever keyed my car. $1, you so funny.

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You’re horribly mistaken if you think I’ll let my 5 yr old nephew beat me at Mario cart

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An amazing creation by an amazing woman

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@hailshyenna Why do I still have all my contacts from high school and still have a number saved w her name

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Nico told me to tell y’all Happy Friday

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Apparently my problems are track all-stars cause I’ve been running from them but they lapping me at this point

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The Vet looked me in the eyes and told me my dogs allergic to protein. PROTEIN? He’s a DOG?! My DOG has to become a vegetarian?!

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The cooks at work feed me like I’m a stray dog and I ain’t mad

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Hung up some beaded curtains and my dog is so spoil he waits for me to part them so he can walk through.