Jurassica

what up.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Macys please put this one in your Thanksgiving parade this year. #TrumpBabyBlimp #TrumpBaby #TrumpUKVisit

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Delta I just had to downgrade my ticket in #deltaone so that my 2.5 yo could be seated next to me because you guys couldn’t figure out how to follow the law that says she must be seated next to a parent.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Delta heading to Italy today for a last hurrah before my MIL gets sicker from late stage ovarian cancer. Her ticket got screwed up and now she’s flying premium economy instead of Delta One. Is there anything you can do to get her back in business class with us?

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@JDVanceNewsX Yes

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@stuartpstevens DO IT

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

Fuck the #oscars for showing Margot Robbie in the opening sequence - in such a perfect scene - and not nominating her for best actress.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

Did Miley just ignore Meryl? #GRAMMYs

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Lowes has been dicking my mother around for YEARS after destroying her kitchen. Absolutely heinous. #lowes #homeimprovement #elderabuse

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@STLBPSPRES I’ve been trying to get recycling picked up in my alley all week. It’s a mess. My house is filled with recycling because I have nowhere to put it. I’ve called thrice, no one answers. I’ve filed an online complaint. Nothing is working. I’m going to explode.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@STLCityGov it’s been well over a week since our recycling has been picked up. I’ve called and gotten recordings. I’ve complained online and gotten no feedback. My house looks like a hoarder’s because I have nowhere to put my recycling. FIX IT. #citygov #stl

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@CBSSports where is the @BuffaloBills game????

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

Where did the @BuffaloBills game go, @cbs??? #cbsnfl #billsmafia

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@thejengillen Hang on. Are you reading lesbian romance novels too?

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Rainyday65 @bachnation It’s like you haven’t heard of Covid.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

Can @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @VP @POTUS just make a mandate that says a state can’t get access to Medicaid if it doesn’t provide safe, legal access to abortion? #RoeVsWade #prochoice #BansOffOurBodies

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@MervinRambles @TheStephy_Chi @albrown4790 That looks a whole lot like a cursive “s” to me…

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@JoshuaThayer12 @zombietwinkie44 @thinkforthem @KyleSimchuk @KREM2 There’s a difference between a protest and a riot.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@dreamymerder This is when it jumped the shark… and then somehow recovered only to jump it again.

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@Delta - cancelling an entire itinerary when you've cancelled one leg of a flight with zero notification to the fliers is unacceptable. It's 2022. Figure yourself out. And yes, I've sent a message and am sitting on hold. #deltafail #delta #flydelta #travel

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

@SantoniUrsela @SCOTUSblog Came here to say the same thing. Shame on #SCOTUS

[Jurassica @Jess_Kin9]

“..human beings tend to overstate their ability to predict events. People who can resist that hubris… are often at a competitive advantage”- The Morning @nytimes Note: the first group generally applies to white men. The latter generally applies to everyone else. #diversitywins