Jess

she/her

[clum @ClamBoyo]

apple orchard time

[D @ApxFlex]

Rent too high not to be calling maintenance for the smallest things

[clum @ClamBoyo]

pov: oro just found out u have a french fry

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

fell in the @Costco parking lot and sprained my ankle. cars drove by as I was rolling around on the ground. my rotisserie chicken was left on the sidewalk as callum helped me hobble to the car. happy 2022 🎉

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

at this point i’m begging there to be good looking clothes for fat people. why are u trying to sell me a gray shirt with ariel on it i am 26 years old

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

i got a bad haircut and now i look like i do the little lad dance so how’s everyone else’s day

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

@ClamBoyo ya it’s pretty cool ♥️

[clum @ClamBoyo]

damn i rly moved in with my gf that's so cute

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

@uglibabyboii @ClamBoyo he already has a whole track suit with a similar print

please come pick me up

[clum @ClamBoyo]

jess wont let me get these swimming trunks idk why tho

[clum @ClamBoyo]

about to celebrate easter by drinking the blood of christ and eating cadbury eggs

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

celebrating being fully vaccinated by still wearing a mask

[clum @ClamBoyo]

this mirror was like 6 bucks

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

@ClamBoyo and ur my favorite person

[Jess @Jess_MPaul]

@ClamBoyo hi, i love you

[clum @ClamBoyo]

he like sleepin behind my pillow

[Jacinda Ardern @jacindaardern]

Democracy - the right of people to exercise a vote, have their voice heard and then have that decision upheld peacefully should never be undone by a mob. Our thoughts are with everyone who is as devastated as we are by the events of today. I have no doubt democracy will prevail.

[clum @ClamBoyo]

i just wanna go to the movie theaters again