Jess Bandit

A Wandering Weirdo Who Loves Oddities 🛸 And Tourist Adventures🦕

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Considering my demented brain is filled with Seinfeld quotes, I'm excited for this.

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I cannot resist a good theme.

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Bowled my best game 🎳

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From the hawk on my balcony to this squirrel begging for snacks, I feel like goddamn Snow White.

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It feels like a spring day in Montreal, the perfect opportunity to play Who Shat That?! - Dog vs. Human edition.

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Maybe I'm just procrastinating, but I can't stop wondering—will the waterbed ever make a comeback?

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The real question is, who will be the lucky one to inherit this "beauty"? 😅

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I might regret my choices tomorrow 😅

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Merry Christmas, I'll be setting up shop next to the cheese platter.

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Loving the Krampus cocktail at the Christmas themed bar 😅
📍 Miracle Montreal

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Me in my winter jacket 😅

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Last night at Place Bell
#PWHL

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📍Pointe-à-Callière - Montreal, QC
Archeological site/ History museum

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Experiencing the POV of a historical turd 😅

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I've been told "it's always the darkest before dawn". Bitch, how dark are we talking here? It's hard to see in front of me 😅

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Sunday Morning Roadtrip 🦌
📍 Omega Park - Montebello, QC

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Witchy Night at Pointe-à-Callière ✨

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Excited to check out the witchcraft exhibit ✨ Did I go all out with my museum attire? Absolutely.

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Me going through yet another life lesson.

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I'm really tapping into old lady energy today. Knitting a scarf while watching the Golden Girls.