Jess Borrelli

chef, wife, business owner, dog mommy, Buckeye, sports geek, lifter

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

The next few months inspired me to make my first meme. 😂👨‍🍳

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@lizaboth I’d be happy to do it 😊

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@MarinersONTap I say this every time he’s at bat 🤣

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

"You WILL NOT let a baseball team affect your daily emotions for the next 7 months."

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@AngieMentink SO excited for this! You’re amazing and I can’t wait to hear you on the call all the time! I met you at the All Star game a couple years ago and you were so sweet to a dorky fan girl, made me love you even more 😊

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

Congrats to Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh for the Gold Glove award 🏆

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@roybelly Rarely post, but I love @roybelly! You’re one of my favorite voices on the show, even if we don’t hear you that often. 😊 Thank you for always being authentic, no matter what people on here say.

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@Anim8der . So true!!! 💕

[Tim is Anxious. @Anim8der]

My first thought after seeing this was “he won’t be fined, he’s white.” So I guess we’ll see.

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@billygil To the tune of Taylor Swift's "Is it Over Now?"

(I'm a chef. Farro was the best I could do for a fourth rhyme.) @LeBatardShow

[Carol Ann Leif @carolannleif]

My Fellow White Women,

Don’t do this again. He doesn’t deserve your vote. He hates women. Yes, even you. His running mate hates women. Yes, even you. His party hates women. Yes, even you.

Please. Do not vote for him.

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@Waffles_ShihPoo Such a beautiful lady!

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@jesmy Such a handsome boy! 🥰

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We might never know.

[Tim is Anxious. @Anim8der]

A crime has been commit but by whomse

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

No way @PAVGOD has haters! He and Maslow and their humans are the best 😊

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

Goooooobnight to everyone except my haters

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@Ange_Amene We are not all… no, wait, we ARE the problem. We need to do better. And we need to own it. (No sarcasm at all- white women need to be better.)

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

Love this.

#HarrisWalz2024

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Every woman in America knows what this look is and what it means. #FAFO

[Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera]

"I have the concepts of a plan."

[Jess Borrelli @JessBorrelli]

@SarahSpain Love it!!! Did the HoneyDeuce at a wedding this summer for two big tennis fans, and it was a hit. 😊