Jesse Goldstein

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@KirkEvans0 I don’t understand why the camera’s used for these reviews aren’t better.

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There is a joy I get from handwashing a spoon or butter knife that I just don’t get from handwashing a fork.

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It baffles my mind that @TheKeg does not have a Michelin Star. It’s legitimately the best restaurant in the country.

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@dizzymichaels Race him

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Why is knowing something "like the back of your hand" the benchmark for being deeply familiar with it? I don't know the back of my hand well at all.

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Summer is so here.

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John Mayer is so good. Eagles are so good. Van Morrison is so good. Gordon Lightfoot is so good. City and Colour is so good. U2 is so good. The Hip are so good.

Fleetwood Mac is so fucking good.

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Strip Weathers being called the best racer of all time based on 7x Piston Cups doesn’t make much sense. Lightning McQueen would have 8 piston cups (making him the all time leader) had he crossed the finish line during the 2005 race and not gone back to push The King across.

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Why is there not a CarPlay style in-flight entertainment? Seems like a pretty obvious thing to do. People can watch their downloaded movies from streaming services AND use their noise cancelling bluetooth headphones (i.e AirPods) to have a better experience.

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@solbeercanada

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@dizzymichaels @Mike_kim714 don’t let your ears get ahead of your cheeks

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@PGATOUR @coreconn @PGAChampionship @GolfFlyte looking good!

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Summer is so here.

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@dizzymichaels not my MVP

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@alextushinski My interviewer was the dog

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@rasko_the_clown I dont use autocorrect snd I am a free man (this tweet was typed wjthoyt the use of autocorrect)

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@rasko_the_clown @JWeinbachNBA could not disgree with a take more. This is a good package for the team’s future

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@absrbnt_sponge he has usurped Paul

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This Christmas, I was lucky enough to witness exemplary form of the old wise man walk. Without a doubt the best I’ve ever seen.

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@theScoreBet @ggutfrajnd