Mobe-wan Kenobi

just a mouse looking for some cheese

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I think more major societal decisions should be made by groundhogs

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So I guess we’re just going to ignore the fact that the Jonas brother’s “kids of the future” is a direct rip off of Kim Wilde’s “Kids in America”

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Can we just elect ChatGPT as president??

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Where are all of Hogwart’s academic advisors?!

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Everyone asks “where is bigfoot” but maybe we’d actually find him if we asked “how is bigfoot?” Gotta check up on the mental health of our mythical friends

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Snapchat... can we get a Baby Yoda filter please?

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This just dislodged some memories from grade school

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The Jim Carrey Grinch has been out for 20 years and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it multiple times every year and I just saw some scenes I’ve never seen before.... how do I break out of the simulation?!

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I’m so tired of politics

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You know you’re from the Midwest when your phone autocorrects “tall” to “y’all”

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Just ate a Lucky Charm’s marshmallow off the ground in case you’re wondering how life’s going for me.
General Mills sponsor me?

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Having anxiety is like constantly being in the boat scene from Willy Wonka & the chocolate factory

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Who’s winning a fight?

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Is there a pill that can make it feel like shark week, every week?

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I think this past Shark week was the most happy I’ve been all year!

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Inception, but they go into a dogs dream instead of a persons

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I’ve cycled back to the banana bread phase of quarantine

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I just had a panic thought that I had missed shark week and my heart sank

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Just had a fever dream that dislodged one of my earliest memories and it was from a VHS of the Adventures of Timmy the Tooth

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If you think about it, we are all time travelers that slowly travel into the future