Jesse Severson

Former sports writer. Red Sox. Celtics. Oregon State Beavers.

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NEW BOOK RELEASE: Violence and Debauchery at the Salt Creek Little League is an irreverent satire that pokes fun at overzealous youth sports parents who ruin it for everybody.

This was a lot of fun to write, so check it out: https://t.co/jWl6bxJvA5

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Violence and Debauchery at the Salt Creek Little League is an irreverent (and inappropriate) satire and the first pure comedy that I've written. And it's a doozy.

I'm hoping to fully release it in the next week or so. Stay tuned!

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Attn: @Shanemgillis

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Idea for a bit: a shot called DJT-1s, where instead of losing weight, they make you gradually more and more like Trump

You must give me credit @nbcsnl

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@DDCEddieCarifio Wait a second!!! There’s a lemon behind that hail!

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@david_perell Congrats! I remember when the London one dropped I was showing it to everybody lol

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NEW BOOK! In this heartwarming and heartbreaking novella, Tracks tells the story of the friendship between two young women who learn how difficult it is to remain close as the busyness of life and social media drift them apart. Learn more or order here: https://t.co/Wp7WUoRQze

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@jcmccaffrey It’s really amazing how incapable Weissert is at not allowing inherited runners to score, they gotta have a % stat somewhere and he’s gotta be a league leader

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@DDCEddieCarifio 45-year-old Charlie Hough*

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@ianbremmer Europeans giving off Frank Drebin energy

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@DDCEddieCarifio Good spot, you loved the Harley Quinn line lol was that live? Or pre-recorded?

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@ianbremmer he probably would type better than a lot of what I've seen in those email communications

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lol

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Sources: Michigan State plans to fire coach Jonathan Smith today. He went 1-8 in the Big Ten this season and his overall record in two seasons was 9-15. He's set to be owed $33 million.

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Only thing we're winning this year #GoBeavs

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ICYMI - Commish went through all 129 episodes of Too Close for Comfort to see which school appeared the most.

The Winner was Oregon State, they broke the tie with Northwestern since their sweatshirt was in the Season 5 opening credits.

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@culturaltutor this was great! my compliments to all involved in this

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@gradygarrett You see Bray’s interview with the CW heading into halftime? lol

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@PFTCommenter back and to the left ... back and to the left

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Happy Anniversary to all who observe

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@MichaelRyanRuiz Heat are meanmugging after getting the 8 seed…they’ve become a loser franchise.