Jess

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Roxies vommed on the sofa, and honestly I miss the days where this would've been my mum's problem

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Older sister rage is next level

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

There's something so comforting about sitting in the dark with candles on at this time on an evening 😌

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

The cube is giving me anxiety

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Actually on the verge of a breakdown over my skin #mascne

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@BETHNORMAN_ So worth it though! And congratulations 😝

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@Hermesparcels I need to change the postcode on my delivery address but it's proving impossible... Can't speak to a real human and won't let me divert my parcel either

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Don't mind me I'm just bitter that we're following the rules and nobody else is

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@CorinneKeighley I might have to try it out! Tesco honestly nearly sent me into a nervous breakdown!

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@Snapchat please can you contact me as soon as possible, we have been trying to deactivate an account for forever. It's been hacked and reported multiple times but you've done absolutely nothing

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@charlyswann911 😮

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@emmaaaaj_ What the actual fuck, my mind is blown by every single video

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@emilyywright06 It's not giving me the option to share, have you got the retweet settings on? xx

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Me: you're not hungry just bored
Also me: *makes scrambled eggs and beans as an 11pm snack*

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

Bought a sprinkler for roxie, was dead excited for her to run around in it... Only to realise we don't have an outside tap at the back of the house 😂

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

@BrionyCostello Don't worry they're "young and healthy"

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

So today I paired all of our socks... Quarantine is going to be fun

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Are you self employed and need financial support for to Coronavirus? I've bashed out a rough and ready quick video briefing...

Feel free to share with anyone who needs.

[Jess @Jessearnshaw1]

People who can actually work from home are luckier than they know 🙃