Jesse

Medical Clinical Officer (MCO), Manchester City all the way, baker, big dream chaser, joker.....above all God addict.

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Hello @mtnug , why do I get the “you have insufficient balance to complete this call alert” whenever I’m making certain calls even when I have airtime or talk bundle.

[John Baker @Citizen_baker]

A full list of @FA_PGMOL failings that helped Arsenal win the league #premierleague

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

@deluk99 Exactly

[Beenie K @beeniekmusiq]

The night Kampala taught me the true meaning of friendship began during a blackout in Kalerwe. I was seated with Daniel and Fred at a small roadside chapati stand near the trading center, the kind with old plastic chairs, a smoky charcoal stove, and a flickering solar bulb...

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

He said stoke empya will be impounded by URA and now she's been arrested/abducted. Things are happening so fast, you blink you miss😅😅😅

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Everything sweet not until when you reach a fuel station and start looking for how to open the tank in a borrowed car😅😅😅

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Hello @mtnug , 0726191477 has just called me imposing to be one of your staff. He has threatened to have my number blocked claiming it has not been verified.

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

UCL finals tonight, any other game after this will be a charity match😅

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

So y'all are expecting alot from a month that begins with fool's day 😅😅😅

[Md Riyazuddin @riyazmd774]

Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email"
Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email"
Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email"

Bad request = Bad result.

Use these commands instead and you'll see the magic:

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

@mtnug So your aim is to now embarrass us like that🤦🏾‍♂️

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Hello @mtnug , when did we agree that you should send a beep call on our behalf whenever we don't have airtime to call someone?

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

@mtnug The beep call is still sent even when you end the call. Now that is the problem!

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Hello @mtnug , why do you proceed

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

That defence had made Raya look so good. Put him in a Wolves goalpost and watch him concede unbelievably 😅😅😅

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Guys, who has that video of Bruno telling Dorgu to slide after the second goal 😅

[Dr Bakare Omolara @dr_olayideh]

HISTORY OF HIV/AIDS

Long before HIV was known to medicine, before microscopes could identify it or blood tests could detect it, the virus existed quietly in the forests of Central Africa.

In the late 1800s or early 1900s, a hunter moved through dense rainforest, doing what humans in that region had done for generations; hunting primates for food.

One animal, a chimpanzee, carried a virus called Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV). In the chimp, the virus caused little harm. In humans, it had never been tested by nature.

As the hunter butchered the animal,a small cut on his hand that seemed unremarkable, and easily ignored, became the gateway.
In that brief moment, infected blood crossed the species barrier. The virus entered a human body for the first time.

Inside its new host, the virus struggled. Human immune cells were unfamiliar territory. Most viruses would have failed here and disappeared forever. But this one changed.
Through random mutation and survival, it adapted by learning how to attach to CD4 T-cells, learning how to replicate, learning how to persist.

The man survived. He did not know he carried a new virus. He returned to his community, lived his life, and unknowingly passed the virus to others through blood, sexual contact, or childbirth.
Slowly, silently, the virus spread.

Years passed. Small villages grew into towns. Trade routes expanded along the Congo River. Medical injections were given with reused needles.
What began as a single spillover event became a human infection chain.

Decades later, this adapted virus had a new identity: Human Immunodeficiency Virus—HIV.

By the time doctors recognized it in the 1980s, the virus had already been circulating in humans for generations. It had not appeared suddenly. It had arrived quietly, evolved patiently, and spread invisibly.

This is how pandemics often begin not with intention or conspiracy, but with biology, chance, and time.

[K. 🦦 @iamKoenig]

@jesseArphaxad I swear

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

Doing everything possible to help livarpool win the match 😅😅😅
#TOTLIV

[Jesse @jesseArphaxad]

One is who he is, and the other is who he thinks he is😅

[Capital FM Uganda @CapitalFMUganda]

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