Jesse Bald

Jesse wants to go Bald when Base chain TVL hits 10 bil USD. Let's help him out by sending this project to the moon!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

I'm tired of motherfuckers in school tellin' me, always in the barbershop
"Jesse ain't bald, Jesse ain't 'bout that"
My boy a BD, on fuckin' Lamron and them
He, he, they say that he don't be puttin' in no work
Shut the fuck up, y'all hair havers ain't know shit

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@jessepollak It's a nice sunny day to get our BALD scalps shined for onchain summer. Come join us and we will show you the secrets!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@KookCapitalLLC @apedotstore Guys this was $BALD on https://t.co/NxQ1HU1Z1o we launched to Uniswap in seconds and are sitting at a nice 50k mcap. Come join the $BALD side let's send it!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

We're not balding, were $BALD
@jessepollak 10 Billion TVL is coming!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

Still building, still losing our hair working too hard! Join us $BALD army is coming!

[jesse.base.eth @jessepollak]

confirming that this is 100% legit.

if you sign up for the buildathon, you will get a cool NFT, and if you help @base cross $10B in TVL, I will go bald.

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

The journey to 100 mil memecoin starts with our own website!

https://t.co/sE3vKkVNru is now live!

BUIDL!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@jessepollak Who else is going BALD for onchain summer?

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@lilETHvert We're already at 5 bil with stables so it's as confirmed as $BALD Mcap to 100 mil is

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

BORN TO SHAVE
WORLD IS A FUCK
BALD Em All 2024
I am bald man
410,757,864,530 Missing Hairs

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@kynz_jazdid Fixed it, try joining now!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

Someone dumped a big bag on us. But we are still out here building $BALD. We are still 25k mcap and if you join me now, I promise I will take us to 100 mil! We will see the shiny moon of Jesse Pollaks Bald head very soon!

TIME TO PROVE EM ALL WRONG!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@dodge_dadd48675 @johncoins_

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@3orovik Forget celebrities buy tech leader meme coins like Jesse Pollak. Jesse will go $BALD very soon and our coun will be on the moon!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@3orovik We launched $BALD off of Base fun and it exploded. Currently sitting at 70k Mcap targeting 1 mil. Jesse The creator of Base chain will go Bald when TVL hits 10 billion. At that point we will be 100 mil mcap. Get in or miss out on the easiest win ever! Join the BALD army!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@jessepollak @base Base is for all BALD people. To join base you must sacrifice your hair to the base chain TVL. To join the $BALD army you must hold Jesse Bald Token! Join us on the race to 100 mil mcap and 10 bil TVL on base chain!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@virtuals_io @jessepollak We are working on it. Join us and we will bring the degen army to BASE while you all build the tools so we can get the TVL locked up!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@basexfun And not until $BALD hits 1 BIL+ MCAP

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@3orovik Meanwhile all of us here at BASE chain are shaving our heads in anticipation of Onchain Summer! @3orovik we need you to join us! Become one of us and shave your head and get $BALD After all we launched from your partner platform Base Fun! Help us send this shiny head to the moon!

[Jesse Bald @JesseBaldBased]

@lennoxxcartel Buy $BALD and join the BALD army. Celebrities haven't lost their hair like we crypto degens have living and breathing crypto every day. $BALD will help everyone experiencing hair loss buy new hair 👴