No one’s worst nightmare

Western Mass transplant in DC. Punk rock fan. Whiskey enthusiast. Dad joke expert. DEMOCRAT. Film snob. Red Sox nut. No one’s worst nightmare. Tweets my own.

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

You all started it and we fucking finished it.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@SeanFennessey You forgot RAPIST

[Lestje B. Juddged @JuddgyOne]

Who else couldn’t give less of a shit what Nate Silver thinks after the last eight years?

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

When my wife is saying our goodbyes at the party and hears me crack a fresh beer

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@perpetua Stranger in the House -Elvis Costello

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@EmmaTolkin Babylon

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@Jared_Carrabis Can we do a “where are they now?” on that lady with the bad hair?

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@Jeopardamy Amy, you’re a national treasure

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

Oh fuck right off.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

Perfect

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Remember when Conan locked Bob Newhart in an airtight container so the Emmys wouldn’t run over 3 hours? Still maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on an awards show.

RIP Bob

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

This is the content I am still here for

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

Need this

[Pete Abraham @PeteAbe]

The Triston Casas Yoga Bobblehead comes with painted fingernails and toenails.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

Just need some Leonard Bernstein and this is West Side Story on ice

[Overton @overton_news]

MORE- Aerial view of the brawl

[John F Kennedy JR @johnfkjuniorq]

Sen. Katie Britt. Proud graduate of Gene Cousineau's acting class

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@Bastards_Boston Hell no

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

Wow, goosebumps…

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

This is just class ❤️

A lovely tribute from Glen Hansard and Lisa O’Neill who sing “Fairytale of New York” at Shane MacGowan’s funeral.

Makes you proud to be Irish ☘️

https://t.co/PKky1ySJsF

[Trevor Dame @TrevorDame]

Going to be weird when Punk finally gets his dream match with Steve Austin and it has to be canceled when Austin's theme starts with the glass break and Punk screams "WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S JACK PERRY?I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE SHIT" and starts throwing chairs into the crowd.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

@leninstomb I tried to rewatch. Got 30 mins in and couldn’t do it. Have a kid and try. Ain’t going to happen.

[No one’s worst nightmare @JesseD316]

And they call us snowflakes…

[Chris Cioffi @ReporterCioffi]

Video here

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