jesse

Haven't deleted all the old & ignorant tweets yet & I apologize. DM me if you find one offensive, I will gladly remove. Not affiliated with any brand but my own

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

There’s two types of people in the workplace: those who have Microsoft Teams on their phone and those who don’t. And they never communicate with each other.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

We need a real life content creator, forget “Come with me to this really cool place” more like “Come with me to be on hold for an hour with the insurance company, let’s see if this call is being recorded for quality assurance purposes or not.”

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We shouldn’t really be needing to seek out intelligent life outside our universe, there is plenty of intelligent life here. We should be wondering if there is any other moral life out there.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

Some things just don’t need 2 factor authentication. Especially when you still need Face ID to pay. Like it’s not that serious Panera. I don’t care if someone hacks in to my account and finds out how much I really like the black bean soup.

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I think I’d be more supportive of AI if I could get voice two text that actually works first.

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Wow, the years really don’t stop coming do they?

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Out-of-network providers inside in-network hospitals are such a scam. Could you please stop scamming us. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

Why do you need a medical degree and MBA to understand your own health insurance.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

There must be a new addition to the periodic table that tell us not only how many protons and electrons make up each of these elements, but also how much of the time particle exist. This is the true make up of the universe.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

All matter has some amount of the Higgs particle or neutrinos that gives that matter its time as well. Other particles make up that matters’s space. But there must be a particle that gives it its time. #showerthoughts

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If an AI created another AI using new material for that new AI, it could create something human like where that material would have to be destroyed to destroy the new AI, but the unique chemical reaction using this particle and exact makeup would have to exist for it to be human.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

It’s the reason an AI will never be human because the intelligence from the servers won’t decay, but the material that makes it up will. You would have to destroy the material to destroy the AI.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

If you take a human and leave it isolated forever, the particle still acts and time (actions and decay) move on because of the chemical makeup of the human body and the existence of this particle that appears and disappears.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

The human brain has chemical reactions that give us our time or drive us to action but also drives all matter to decay. When we ingest chemicals it affects this particle and makes us change how we act. Similar to chemical reactions affecting matter like the sun and solar flares.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

So Kendrick vs Drake World Series?

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How do they determine what construction gets done during the day and what gets done at night? I think we have a difference of opinion.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

I’m more and more convinced that the only place you can use the restroom in public is at Target. Even as a paying customer I’m finding less and less establishments with “working” restrooms.

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

Wait, what happened at the end of the movie? #SpiceWorld

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Legit question: Why does the doctor’s office need my Driver’s License number?

[jesse @JesseDanielAmos]

I see you Wikipedia. Super Bowl hasn’t even happened yet.