Jesse Dingledine

if you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl

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@bdunk95 @bmueller02 hahahaha absolutely

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@S_Oleary3 that's stupid, who would wanna workout their legs anyways

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@S_Oleary3 well shit, I can't argue that

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@theDJbuffet but they are breaking an attendance record by the looks of it

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@S_Oleary3 u didn't let me help you at first, and I told u to hold it tight against your shoulder and not lift your head, didn't listen lol

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@stevenmdiel most mizzou drivers blow, my drive from ucm is all good until mizzou lol

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@S_Oleary3 who's goona teach you to shoot?

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@alex_reiter psshh they are nuggets not turkey legs

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@alex_reiter @AshlynnReiter do you think if 2 identicals had kids with 2 other identicals.. The kids might look the same? #ShowerThoughts

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@AshlynnReiter @alex_reiter when single I woulda messed with guys all the time (if I was you)😂. I guess u still can to new people you meet

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@alex_reiter @AshlynnReiter do you 2 ever mess with people and say you're the other sister? I feel like that would never get old

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@badluck_paige thankfully one of the requirements for being a STRIPPER is not spelling

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@bethanymolden @theDJbuffet I was trashed sorry lol

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@WiebeSteadyMobn it wasn't @lmcdaniel02 was it? 😂

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@bethanymolden babe, you can just text me and tell me! Even though I already know it

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@CaseyNeidert hey I lost your number when my phone broke, text me 636-887-5590

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@lmcdaniel02 lol I didn't know what your Twitter name was! It didn't come up when I typed luccockass

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Smoking a stogie and shootin fish with @bmueller02 @bdunk95