Jesse Dalton

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

Venmo is by far my favorite social media. Did Greg give Kevin money for helping him rake leaves or did they get high as fuck?? You decide!

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

rip Oliver

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

Okay but the folks at chipotle look at me like a terrorist when I ask for 5 toppings

[Grits n Football @goodbreffis]

We must protect this burrito wrapper at all costs.

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

I think I’m dyslexic but instead of it being letters or numbers it’s just cardinal directions…is that a thing?

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

How the fuck were we not taught who created the internet at any point in our lives 😂😂😂

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

Bro is recording this like he’s at the zoo wtfffff

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Klay Thompson looked visibly uncomfortable as a fan followed him to his hotel while he’s walking alone with no security in New York City

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

This type of Saturday

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

BBL’s don’t fit every setting lol like damn bitch grandma just died n u over there with all that ass man gone head somewhere

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

The staff at the movie theater better be getting paid time and a half rn 😭

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

Diabolical movie night

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

and how many souls did you touch today?

[™ @bash18c]

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

Moments like this are why I don’t think I could ever bring myself to hunt animals unless we’re in an end of the world type situation. I’m not a vegeatarian by any means, but just the thought of looking another creature in the eye and killing it is beyond me.

[• Angry Frog ™ • @angrifrog]

Deer runs up to Hunter. That’s something you don’t see everyday

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

The lack of…what? Ima go freeze myself y’all wake me up when it’s 2070 and this nonsense is over with

[✨ @magdalenepop]

ok but the lack of body diversity in this video.. :/

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

When the song starts out great but the feature ruins it

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

Isn’t this some typa Mario Party minigame

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

I hear coyotes killing animals, deer, elk, neighbors pets and livestock regularly in the night. They are an absolute nuisance and a danger. This is just a portion of a clip that ended with 83 coyotes in a matter of 5 minutes.

Brock is not going to hell.

And you, sir, are a fucking idiot.

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

I really gotta start driving around with animal feed in my car for whenever I see little critters in the wild ffs

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

The .9 cents on every gallon of gas

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

I am looking forward to the replies on this one.

🤣

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

My guy your title as glizzy goat was certified about 11 contests ago 😭

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JOEY CHESTNUT WINS AGAIN 🌭👏

16-TIME HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION.

[Jesse Dalton @JesseDolphin]

A relic of a video 😂😂😂