Jesse Gallant

Second mouse gets the cheese

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, BREAKING: Andrew Shaw releases statement regarding slurs used in game 4

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the dog's ready for battle https://t.co/jvN9lyHbLY

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, Poll: Is the NHL department of player safety full of guys that sleep in different beds than their wives?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Upstairs neighbors favorite shoes

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

That poor poor car. https://t.co/bMZRf98uOq

[Jesse Gallant @JesseGallant]

Sad moment when your friends are still in school & drinking but your graduated & freaking out cause your up at 10:50 with work tomorrow morn

[Jesse Gallant @JesseGallant]

The last 10 people to follow me seem like really good people with great personalities . #goodjobtwitter

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me everyday

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Goat

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When Ralph invites the squad

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if this inspires you every time

[Jesse Gallant @JesseGallant]

#Tipsforfirstdates ... Check your tinder in front of her at the dinner table and don't stop til you've used all your swipes

[Sara Svoboda @Svobodeyyy2]

Fired up for day 2 of PanAm 7s! Huge shout out to the cuz Matt Mullins for his 1st cap (& 2 tries yesterday!) Go get em Matty!

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

when you're going out with your boys and your girl says "i want to come, too!"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you're inspired