Buzzed Light Beer

never half ass two things. Full ass one thing

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

Skylar- I don’t have a problem partying. I just adapt to the party style and go hard

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

I went from party hearty to party hardly

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The temperature in the shade is the actual air temperature. A thermometer in the sun will be inaccurate because the device absorbs the heat.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Alberta, Canada is the only place in the world where you're legally allowed to throw coins at strippers.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I always thought this was ridiculous

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This may be the greatest thing ever.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Wearing green is never an option no matter what day it is.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Mind = Blown

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Accurate.

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

Just letting all the women know, buddy to men is the equivalent of the c word to women

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

@Vikings @leepsabit dude read all these memes. I’m fucking dying 😂

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

@leepsabit Dude it was so bad last week with everyone talking shit to me saying I was a bandwagoner lol I don’t need your help being stirred up haha

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

@leepsabit Hahaha you see the Jaguars one lol

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

@leepsabit I know but damn. I mean we got all these Vikings haters and no one can come up with some new shit lol

[Buzzed Light Beer @JesseGilbert12]

@Mackenziblair0 what happen to being done with Twitter kenzi lol