Jesse ruiz

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Watchin rocket power #90sAreAllThat they should put em on DVD

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Can't believe I saw those one direction kids impersonate the abbey road cover....I'm appalled, they should all be serious hurt

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Seriously considerin on changin my name to long duck dong #RealShit

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Sloth from the goonies is from #Wisconsin that's so cool

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Who is harder to find, Waldo or Micheal Meyers?

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

I live walkin down the bread isle, smells so damn good

[Kim 💋 @AyooKim_]

“@ibeepbeep: I can forget what someone said. I can forget what someone did. But I can never forget how someone made me feel.”RT

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Your killin me smalls

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Did I really just see a black guy walk into a tannin bed?

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

This is a kid show n there's an elephant who leaks from its trunk when it sleeps, is this elephant havin wet dreams? These creators are sick

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Thanks to the creators of Doc Mcstuffins for makin the worst cartoon ever

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

I think im dumb, maybe im just happy

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

If it was only that simple

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

some of my favorite LIVE Performers are @darealGregNice @BustaRhymes @RealDougEFresh, @bigdaddykane, @TechN9ne, @therealredman & @methodman

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

@JasonWitten #82 does it for us again, great catch

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Smoked my first spliff

[Jesse ruiz @JesseOfMke]

Maybe if we stop callin me "fat" and start callin em "unhealthy" maybe they will finally realize and make the changes they need to

[Kimmy Olsen @KimmyOlsenXXX]

That smile on your face