jesse

autistic about politics & video game | vet firefighter ₳ ⁙ | go birds |

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

have you ever successfully updog’d a beautiful woman. this must be what the limitless pill feels like. i could fight god right now

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Matching sex drives is way more important than people admit.

[jesse @JesseSay]

Hasan's Autism speech

[Supplementaries @Supplementariez]

i added mirrors to minecraft

[jesse @JesseSay]

What do you think Trump will say when he sees Wemby in person

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

UNDER COMMUNISM WE WILL INVENT CIGARETTES THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOU

[jesse @JesseSay]

look into her eyes with pure love and get flooded with memories of our time but your eyes they are looking past me

[TheStockGuy @TheStockGuyTV]

Ever wondered what $750/month gets you in Miami?

[jesse @JesseSay]

@Annannabellelle this looks like apex legends

[jesse @JesseSay]

lol https://t.co/uxVf8HOQut

[jesse @JesseSay]

def one of the best things about bein a dude

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Ha. How about this then:

Jared Kushner: $6 billion in Gulf money. Roughly $90 million a year in fees. A protected island in Albania. All while negotiating a war for the United States.
Me: I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.
If that set your hair on fire, where is all your outrage now?

[jesse @JesseSay]

@GenePark W

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MikeASperrazza Let me ask you a question Mike- if I’m telling you I smoked crack, why in the world would I lie about snorting it? There’s plenty of pictures of me smoking crack doing all sorts of stupid things, with all sorts of people and rarely with clothes on. But not snorting cocaine.

[Abby Martin @AbbyMartin]

A war economy built on fossil fuel domination requires mass denial. People have been well trained to defend the machine killing them

[jesse @JesseSay]

who needs sleep anyway

[jesse @JesseSay]

@SnarkingIsLegal u cant make this shit up