Jesse B.

I have one leg. BJJ. Rhythm games. Lou City, Racing Louisville, Patriots, Hull City. DDR: 5154-8548. FFXIV: Jeuno Lego (Balmung) (MNK/DNC).

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

In the event this site shuts the bed, here’s where you can currently find me active:

IG: unolego
Tumblr: jesseuno
Twitch: JesseUno
Discord: Jeuno#3824

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

My commentary duty at Go West 2 has reached its end. That was a fun first time experience for me and I’d love to do it again sometime, albeit with a bit more chart knowledge on my end.

S/O’s and thanks again to @emcatcosplay and @pball0010 for being wonderful comms partners!

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

Doing commentary for the first time at the Go West 2 Rhythm Game tournament in Ohio! Commentating DDR with @emcatcosplay ! Come stop by and say hi! https://t.co/OHIvzJuzO8

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[「アレックス・カニンガム」 @jourdal]

The power of video games

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

God bless you, World Cup. You have delivered in spades.

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

The Europeans discovering the food and drinks of the American South and Midwest is the greatest thing to happen on this shit-fuck app since the translation feature was upgraded and Japanese Twitter found American Twitter.

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

My personal FFXIV UMAD prediction. #ffxiv #UMAD

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

@Super__Yan Awesome, awesome. :)

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

Second tier men’s and NWSL level soccer.

JC Griggs, Elton Garcia, Joshua Encarnacion.

Actually Joshua isn’t the worst, but he loves his whistle and throwing yellows out like Halloween candy. We do win the majority of those however, so can’t complain entirely.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

I hate my algo.

This week on Twitter, I’ve learned that apparently everyone is a theologian with a master understanding of the bible, all Christian doctrines, all definitions of blasphemy and heresy, and know every verse of every page of the bible with God’s intended meaning.

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

Man, if I wanted to get my shit packed in playing FIghting Games by some magical girl with a kill laser, I’ll just go back to BBTag or play UNIST. :(

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

Reminder: Ted Cruz let Trump insult his wife openly, and did nothing about it because he is as his constituents would say, a weak, beta cuck.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

😏😏😏😏

I am calling on the OnlyFans content creators of Twitter to recommend to me how I too can help in the disposal of 67 million unborn.

[Steven Ertelt @StevenErtelt]

@EsotericCD Talarico is morally worse. He promotes killing 67 million babies in abortions.

https://t.co/Aw8yHEEvlD

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

I can’t condone the sucker punch, but I understand. Sometimes the apology/response needs to be as loud as the disrespect.

Really though, ref should have been on top of that. An instant DQ for that head push would have absolutely shut that bad sportsmanship down in a hurry.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

High school wrestler KO’d his opponent after a disrespectful celebration 😳

Valid crashout?

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

We’re about to get unprecedented levels of toxic yuri here.

[STARDOM Global @we_are_stardom]

SHE'S BAAAACK! 👑🤯

UTAMI HAYASHISHITA HAS RETURNED TO STARDOM!

#STARDOM

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

@HITCSevens We're gonna get so many Hull City videos and I'm fucking here for it.

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

🥲

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

@Mandymewcakes See ass.

some asses can be aesthetically pleasing. Smelly ass lingers forever.

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

@Mandymewcakes IAN!

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

@TheBloodyRiot The sad part is that I KNOW you’re rage baiting me, and I still bite.

[Jesse B. @JesseUno]

ChrisG might be the one player in SF6 who makes me sincerely rethink my stance on modern.