Jesse Zampelli

duquesne

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

i’m so depressed i act like it’s my birthday every day!!! 🥳🎉🎂💞🌺🎀🍬 i’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me like like the plague!!! ☺️✌️💓✨💅🌈🌸 i cry a lot but i am so productive, it’s an art!!!! 😃📣💄🧚🏻‍♀️🦄🪸🍭🩰💒

[mar ⸆⸉ @realfvcknlegacy]

timezones are so weird. australia is in 2024, america is in 2023 and i'm still at the restaurant, still sitting in a corner i haunt, cross legged in the dim light, they say “what a sad sight” i, i swear you could hear a hair pin drop right when i felt the moment stop

[Harrisburg Senators @HbgSenators]

ma’am we are a baseball team

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

You ever have McDonalds fries that are so fresh you remember what matters in life

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

love to remember an instance where i was a little weird to someone five years ago then immediately begin questioning if i even deserve to be alive

[Shon @Shontellia]

If I’m alot, go find less.

[t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_]

Like, you can’t go to school without the polio vaccine I’m just confused as to why requiring a different one is suddenly stripping peoples rights but other ones aren’t. They’re simply adding one to the list of others you also cannot do things without. The list already exists like

[Riley Hilton @Rileygrace_00]

@thatjkingkid @MrAdamMyers Can never forget this gem @JesseZampelli

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

it will just be a documentary of 2020

[DUQ MOE’S @DuquesneMoes]

🎶Did a full 180🎶

... for Queso🤪

LIKE COMMENT AND RT ⬇️

[miri @miriacvd]

Me doing the bare minimum and my friends hyping it up:

[Niamh ⚘ @Only4Furuba]

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

[x @johnnypphantom]

Just another day driving in LA traffic

[x @johnnypphantom]

For once in my life I just wanna day thank you to LA Traffic, I love you

[Kendo @Tran_Kenedy]

lmfao y’all ever try to explain the farm show to people outside of central pa?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Nick Hinton @NickHintonn]

This is by far one of the biggest mind fuck Mandela Effects. I literally REMEMBER asking myself “Why tf they spell their name like that?” NOW ITS SPELLED THE RIGHT WAY!?