Jess Goddard

@OntarioPCParty Candidate of Record for #TorontoCentre

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Everything in Canadian stores is made in China lol

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Now is the time to choose products made right here in Canada.

Check the labels. Let’s do our part. Wherever we can, choose Canada.

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

One very fun feature of being Canadian is trying to watch an important speech via the billion dollar taxpayer-funded national broadcaster and having to first sit through a 15-29 second ad

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Obsessed with Chrystia Freeland’s “please clap” moment here

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

The archaic Canadian parliamentary system really needs substantial reform. As today has shown, it is way, way too easy for our current system of government to be hijacked by undemocratic partisan interests that are so obviously not in the collective interest of the country.

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Cursed be the day I become too snooty for Pumpkin Cupcake

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Even if I was rich. Even if I was fabulously wealthy. Even if I had 10 houses. I guarantee you all of my bathrooms would still have seasonal Bath and Body Works hand soaps I got on sale

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Criminalize fitting rooms that don’t have a mirror inside so you have to step out in front of all these strangers just to confirm you look like a goon in that

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Inhumane how self-checkouts expect you to scan item after item at one scanner and then somehow remember you’re supposed to tap your card at the PIN pad

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Devastated that while I was going about my day, some lucky people who are not me were stopped by police and asked if they wouldn’t mind gathering fuzzy little baby chicks into baskets

[CP24 @CP24]

On-ramp to QEW shut down after hundreds of baby chicks fall from back of truck https://t.co/FOqFS0u4Of

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Kayaking is great because it’s exercise you can do while still slouching

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

“Bobby Orr Hall of Fame, 4 km”

How… how many Bobby Orrs are out there?

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Ageist that a baby can scream on a plane and nobody says anything but when I scream back at it suddenly that is “making the other passengers uncomfortable”

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

“Thanks for the flag!” I respond to an email that just ruined my day. My eyes flooding with tears

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

I just think the fact that there’s no priority HOV lane for people trying to get to tonight’s Harry Styles concert is a failure of public policy

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

My local Shoppers has completely removed their ice cream section. They wouldn’t be getting away with this if I was MPP

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

The up and down escalators are both called escalators when really one should be the de-escalator

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

@ARICBRINDLEY1 Not possible if I perish in this airport!!

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

Imagine being Lester B. Pearson and having an airport named after you only for in the year 2022 everyone to go around saying “Pearson’s the worst!” “Pearson sucks!” “Pearson’s a disgrace!”

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

When I was little I thought because there was a Princess of Wales that meant there was a princess of every animal and I wanted to be the Princess of Turtles

[Jess Goddard @JessGoddardPC]

What if you fell in love with someone and then found out they were the type of person who leaves their coffee trash on the table for the staff to clean up when there’s a garbage can right there