Jess Gregory

don't be fucking boring

[Alex Barnicoat @AlexBarnicoat_]

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RISHI SUNAK LIES

A moment ago, Rishi Sunak declared the next British General Election

In this speech, he lied at least 5 times - and in this thread I will expose them and the real numbers

Attached is his speech, and I'll give timestamps in each post

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[Ibby @ibbywhu]

Someone needs to knight this women 🤣

She has absolutely taken the piss out of him

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

yr 11 on results day with his english teacher who always knew he had it in him to get a B on his english literature exam

[Aaron @aar0n_nt]

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

[Jess Gregory @JessGregory1]

@JayCartere @zarai @ZARA Trash is an understatement!

AI bots are the worst to get through to even find someone real to speak with

Finally managed to get a refund today after weeks of back and fourth

[Jess Gregory @JessGregory1]

I’ve now been waiting 4 weeks for an update on an order which never arrived…@ZARAI just want my clothes 😭

Customer service has been so slow and impossible to talk to

[MAJ @majdunitagainnn]

This year I’ve been to:
1) Mile end
2) Whitchapel
3) Bethnal green
4) Canary wharf
5) Bow church
6) Stratford
life is good alhamdulillah

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Men: Stop using us for our money

Also Men: How dare you create a safe space for yourselves? You’re gonna have to pay for your own drinks you know that right???? https://t.co/SpSBB2ixuk

[Hannah Van De Peer @hgvandepeer]

My only hot take about Millie Bobby Brown’s engagement is: can you IMAGINE getting engaged to the person you were with at 19 omg omg I’d have launched myself off a cliff by now

[James Gamble @_JamesGamble]

Police raid in Benidorm @Forth98

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Watch until the end 😭😭😭😭😭

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date.

Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

[Jess Gregory @JessGregory1]

Genuinely don’t know how I’m still alive after the state of my drinking the last few weeks, livers gunna pack up any second

[Jess Gregory @JessGregory1]

Only I could walk up and down burnham high street torch on hunting for my phone for 20 mins thinking I lost it for me to remember I gave it to the barman to charge

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

me at afters trying to lighten the mood after drunkly telling everyone my greatest trauma in some stranger's kitchen

[Jess Gregory @JessGregory1]

Ndubz tickets for sale?