Jess Harris

W&M Class of 2015, Life Enthusiast

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@flavortown @GuyFieri Guy and Gal Fieri! #welcometoflavortown

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

Decades from now, some sorority is going to have a 20’s themed date party and everyone is going to wear face masks and stand 6 ft apart.

[Carter McKendry (カーター・マッケンドリ) @cmckendry]

Ok, new best thing on the Cats blu ray: the "descriptive video service" track, wherein someone was given the LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE task of verbally explaining what is happening on-screen in Cats in real-time.

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

Update: Face ID doesn’t work with a mask on

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@SeanDoesLights Please tell me this is sung to “are we human? Or are we dancer”

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@watk95 @NickAdj5 MY BATHROOM

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@MyFavMurder Got a crime alert and thought I would finally have a good hometown story, but it was just a “loose cow”

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@PoPville This is the second time in a year that my car has been totaled while parked on that block of Porter!

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

My car was on the news!

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@nbcaaron @nbcwashington This is the second time my car was totaled while parked on Porter Street!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Second period recap #StanleyCup

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

Good morning everyone, my neighbor is singing Roxanne in the shower but only knows the “Roxanne” part #RRRRRRRROXXXXANNNNE

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@SeanDoesLights This is from White Chicks and all I can think about is Frankie Faison

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

So I sang onstage with Demi Lovato today, what did you do?

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

Everyone's talking about how great this warm weather is but I'm here roasting to death in my apartment because they don't turn the AC on until May.

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@shoov Who says I resisted

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

Nothing like watching world class Olympians perform feats of strength while I eat Girl Scout cookies on the couch

[Jess Harris @JessHoover3]

@jacarandana Surprisingly this isn't the first time I've heard that cover they played it in the Williamsburg Olive Garden one time while I was there